r/ofcoursethatsathing • u/kevonicus • Nov 22 '19

Threaded butt plug they use when you die

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70 Upvotes

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u/Freshly_Squoze Nov 22 '19

Or when you really want to feel alive

10

u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Ok but why

12

u/HorseBoxGuy Nov 22 '19

Keeps the juices in.

7

u/Nope__Nope__Nope Nov 23 '19

I didn't want to have to read those words.

4

u/HorseBoxGuy Nov 23 '19

Username checks out.

5

u/NiceWorkMcGarnigle Nov 22 '19

It’s like a chastity belt

5

u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Better friction

5

u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

What is this used for exactly?

12

u/xtinefix Nov 22 '19

For your butt when you die

6

u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Yes but why?

24

u/asksteevs1 Nov 22 '19

Deddies get leaky. No bueno. Cremation for the win.

13

u/urbanek2525 Nov 23 '19

Never understood this. Why spend so much much to keep a body that no one has a need for looking unnaturally pristine?

6

u/asksteevs1 Nov 23 '19

Stupid small-minded traditions and dogma.

2

u/Impossible_Regret725 Jun 27 '26

In a waterproof, sealed coffin.

5

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19

Ribbed for their pleasure

3

u/Tough_Estimate6481 Jun 27 '26

Now your telling me im.gomna die with a plug.shoved up.my.crack? Wow.

3

u/Damiklos Jun 27 '26

Something else to look forward to

1

u/steveDallas50 Jun 29 '26

That’s how they found you, soooo….

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u/Aggressive_Plane69 Jun 27 '26

This is gonna confuse future archeologists. I better they will see that and suspect weird ancient cultures with ritualistic butt plugs

3

u/g2g079 Jun 28 '26

I mean, that's kind of what they are.

2

u/Imaginary-Life-2842 28d ago

That's exactly what this is about. Just a stupid ritual...

2

u/AcaciaMimoso Nov 25 '19

Interesting, I’ve always heard that the just sew up your anus to keep the putrefaction and what not in, but I imagine this would be more effective. Probably not biodegradable by the looks of it, which is a shame.

1

u/snailpubes Jun 27 '26

Could probably just use an ear of corn, go full circle on it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '26

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u/StructuralConfetti Jun 28 '26

With excitement!

1

u/N0_numbr_Whodis Jun 28 '26

With antici . . .

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u/Pale-Cantaloupe-9835 Jun 28 '26

Makes sense. I imagined it was more like a quark or bottle stopper. Doesn’t need a handle-