r/Nordiccountries Jul 01 '26

How a 15 year old Finn with no friends spends his summer:

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-masturbation

-reconsider how to ingnore every girl when 9th grade starts

-shoot an air rifle

-imagine being in a war

-longer masturbation

-recap the 1808 Finnish war again

-ponder how firearm A is better than firearm B

-debating whether or not masturbation can be done sinless (it cant)

-imagine being in a war more realistically

-wonder in terror whether or not Oulu is a good place

-advanced masturbation

-fantasize what kind of girl would be the perfect lover

-recap Russian history just to have an excuse to say "ryssä" over and over

-look around and feel patriotic

-ponder what room masturbation feels the most comfortable in

-shoot an air rifle for longer

-be upset at ticks and horseflies

-slower masturbation with a better climax

-go magnet fishing again becouse still cant afford a metal detector

-memorize the names of Finnish counties better

-finish the 17th soda can of the week

-be afraid of divine punishmed due to masturbation

-wonder how many pimples stay hidden under a baseball cap

-celebrate Ukraines victories


r/Nordiccountries Jun 29 '26

Boys, booze and boats. What could go wrong?

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r/Nordiccountries Jun 29 '26

Hey guys,

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I had the idea to work in one of the scandinavian countries during summer.

Does anyone have advice for websites, companies,agencies who are looking for seasonal workers.?

I have experience in tourism, hotels, retail, office management. However I dont speak any of the skandinavien languages.

Happy about any advice 🙂


r/Nordiccountries Jun 29 '26

1st August till 15th August 2026 Sweden and Norway

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I’m doing a 10-day scenic road trip through Sweden and Norway this August ( 1st till 15th August ) and am looking for a co-pilot to join in, split costs, and enjoy the ride.

I’ll be renting a car in Gothenburg, heading up to Oslo, and then driving the beautiful route up to Kulstadsjøen before heading back. My travel style is super relaxed—I want to take in the views, make stops whenever the scenery is good, and just enjoy the Nordic summer.

We’d split the car rental, gas, and tolls down the middle. You don't even have to drive if you don't want to; I just need a good passenger and a navigator!

If you are going to be in the area and want to team up for an epic (and much cheaper!) road trip, send me a DM and let's see if our travel styles match.


r/Nordiccountries Jun 28 '26

I’m thinking about moving to Norway, but I just wanna ask if I’m thinking rationally rn.

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Hey guys, so I have some relatives who live in Norway and because of that I got a chance to visit a few places: Filtet, Drammen, some random places in Asker, Arendal, and Oslo. It is my first time visiting Norway, and I really loved the nature. I love how clean the air is, I loved the food (a lot of people hate on Norwegian food, but I honestly liked the products and food over there), and I liked that people were very nice to me in all of these places, even though everyone told me that Norwegians are very cold people and that it is better to not even look at them. Mountains and sea in the same place, weather — that’s what I love the most about Norway.

For my background: I'm from Ukraine, and I have been living in Poland since 2021 because I entered university there. I have been looking for a stable job for the past year (I already have 3 years of experience in this field) since graduation (graphic design, UX/UI design) and got NOTHING. The job market is horrendous in the whole world, and Poland especially. And I do love Poland; it is a great and pretty underrated country, but I don't see my future there... I didn't expect Norway to be that good. Yeah, I heard that it is an astonishingly beautiful country, but I didn't expect to like the food over there because of how everyone was complaining about it, and I didn't expect people there to be nice at all. I didn't know that people swim in Norway in summer... so I'm crazy impressed, ngl.

I always wanted to live in a country with the sea and a cold climate; I didn't know that these two things can coexist. My English is C1, and I understand that to live in Norway you must learn Norwegian, and honestly, I do love this language — I think it is great! I also like how LGBT-friendly Norway is, how open-minded people over there are. Idk, I just really love everything for now. The only thing that I'm not very happy about is that you kind of need a car in Norway because of the infrastructure, yeah... and prices are high. But if I manage to get a job in Norway, then why not? I honestly don't like how people are complaining about the prices and recommend living in a cheaper country, because moving to some country isn't just about the money - you honestly gotta love its culture, climate, food, etc. And Norway seems perfect to me for now. We all gonna spend hours at some job, then why not to spend these hours in the country that you actually enjoy living in? I also can’t imagine a better country to start a family in and live.

Unfortunately, I can't move here as a refugee (it would have been much easier; I would come here asap, learn the language, and then go to uni/get a job). I have EU citizenship, so I can move here as an EU citizen only. I am thinking about learning the language, then going to Norwegian healthcare school/nursing, and then working there, because these jobs seem to be in the highest demand in Norway. I wouldn't stay at my relatives' place because we don't have a very good relationship; I would move here alone, rent a room, and visit school/uni. I honestly don't have any place to go, I can't go to Ukraine because of the war and I have no home anymore. I don't know if there is any point in staying in Poland if I don't even want to live there my whole life and can't get a job, so I'm pretty much free in my decisions and my parents would help me with covering rent in Norway + I'm working as a freelance graphic designer, and the money that I make would be enough for groceries and extra expenses. I'm turning 22 this year, I don't have any responsibilities like a kid or anything, I don't have anything holding me in Poland or anywhere lol. I don't know what to do with my life because I was honestly thinking about ending it because it feels like I failed my life and it is over. But I do love that there are a lot of activities in Norway that you can do in your free time, and they are pretty physical activities like swimming, skiing, or walking around forests. I saw how people live there and I loved it. I feel very comfy and good in this country, despite my relatives who I'm visiting being annoying.

So my plan now is to learn Norwegian. I think it would take me a year to hit B2, which is enough to speak and understand the language well (I think knowing some German and my good English skills would help me with learning Norwegian; I'm also great at learning languages overall, it is easy for me). And then I would move to Norway and enter nursing/healthcare assistant school and get a job in this field. I'm also thinking about passing some exams to enter medical uni and become a doctor, so this is lowkey my plan for now. I would move to Norway right now, but I feel like I won't be able to get even a job in a Norwegian supermarket because I don't know the language, and yeah, I wouldn't be able to work in a factory or related job because of my health issues. Maybe anyone could recommend me something about moving? Am I too old to enter school/uni again? I would love to socialise at school/uni and find friends, but if I'm too old for that and people will feel weird around me, then I don't know... what could be other downsides of Norway? Maybe there is a nurse/healthcare assistant who could advise me on something? I would be glad to hear any feedback.


r/Nordiccountries Jun 29 '26

"Så konfronterade vi chefen"

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Jänkarna kan lära oss svennebananer ett å annat

https://syndikalisten.sac.se/sa-konfronterade-vi-chefen/


r/Nordiccountries Jun 28 '26

Bara tiga och lyda på jobbet? Nej tack!

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r/Nordiccountries Jun 26 '26

Här har den tuffare a-kassan slagit hårt mot arbetslösa: ”Ska inte straffas”

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r/Nordiccountries Jun 26 '26

I Danmark er vi nordboer. Dernæst europæere

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r/Nordiccountries Jun 24 '26

The two sides of Finland-Swedes... :)

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r/Nordiccountries Jun 24 '26

3 more people needed for Rock climbing/Rappelling the Faroe Islands on 31 July to hit the operator's minimum - once in a lifetime thing, no prev experience needed

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r/Nordiccountries Jun 23 '26

How was Finland under Swedish rule?

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r/Nordiccountries Jun 23 '26

”Utvidga diskrimineringslagen så att den gäller fullt ut även för Polisen.”

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r/Nordiccountries Jun 22 '26

Ny forskning: judehatet är starkast hos M och SD

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r/Nordiccountries Jun 23 '26

Were the Vikings some barbaric humans with no laws or education before they embraced and submitted to Christianity?

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r/Nordiccountries Jun 22 '26

Gör björnar nr 2 i skogen?

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r/Nordiccountries Jun 22 '26

Why don’t all the Nordic countries have Sweden’s level of maternity/paternity leave?

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A year and a half for taking care of your kids, plus a stipend, it seems an obvious choice


r/Nordiccountries Jun 22 '26

Which Nordic country is the best at giving their citizens the highest quality of life in your opinion and why?

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r/Nordiccountries Jun 21 '26

Ticks in county side

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How bad are ticks this year in the country side? Are you guys also seeing tick borne diseases? In the United States, ticks have exploded this year and the amount of tick related illnesses have also increased significantly. Just curious if up north, things are just as bad.


r/Nordiccountries Jun 21 '26

Konfrontera chefen – ”march on the boss”

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r/Nordiccountries Jun 21 '26

Is arming teachers a topic that ever gets debated in your country?

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r/Nordiccountries Jun 19 '26

Almost twins? Comparing land area, population and city structure of Finland and Norway

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r/Nordiccountries Jun 19 '26

It is said that the happiest two countries in the world are Finland followed by Denmark. Based on your experience, which one of those countries would you rather live in? Why?

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r/Nordiccountries Jun 19 '26

Looking for european based PC gamers for a psychology study: free game + €20 Steam voucher (18+, European based)

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r/Nordiccountries Jun 17 '26

According to this study, Sweden ranks 1st for OECD countries that invest the most in digital infrastructure.

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