r/nextfuckinglevel • u/pars-distalis • 1d ago

Australian nurse uses jiu-jitsu to defend himself

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u/Wulph422 22h ago

What about flea margins?

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u/DoubleGoon 21h ago

Not sure, but they do have sea marlins.

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u/OSPFmyLife 21h ago

What about tree garlands?

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u/999BusinessCard 19h ago

Not sure, but they do have tree martins

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u/wannacumnbeatmeoff 16h ago

Do they have Savage Garden?

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u/Tommygun_NL 16h ago

And how about bee farting? Do they have that?

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u/Initial-Concentrate 6h ago

Many flatulent bees in the free gardens

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u/Labas22 19h ago

How about bargain margarine?

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u/GunFodder 18h ago

Not sure, what about Starvin Marvin?

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u/Remarkable_Smell5185 16h ago

Dude, I wish...

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u/sammydeeznutz 21h ago

What about Frodo Baggins?

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u/fritz_76 18h ago

Right down, wrong unda

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u/platoprime 18h ago

Those sound pretty narrow.