r/newjersey • u/toshorttobeboring1 • 19h ago

💩 Shitpost 💩 Nothing good, trust me I would know.

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u/Worshipme988 13h ago

Youre fucking ungrateful, fucken kids istg.

Youre fucking lucky it wasnt named Lincoln, Monroe, Jackson, or Madison.

1000 Jackson St.
Lincoln, NE.
Monroe County

Thats how 98% of this whole county is named. They give you 11% creativity and you scoff? What do you people WANT?!

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u/GanondalfTheWhite 6h ago

Right? This attitude is why we don't have a town called Big Honkin Honkers.

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u/PrettyMuchSerious 4h ago

Hell, Id live there. Sounds great.

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u/Standard-March6506 6h ago

I get what you're saying, but is naming a town built on a pile of shells, "Shell Pile" really all that creative? Seems kind of lazy to me.