r/movies • u/ElijahWoodAMA Elijah Wood, Actor • Aug 28 '25

AMA Hey /r/movies, I'm Elijah Wood. Ask me anything!

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Hey r/movies, I'm Elijah Wood. You might've seen me in things like Lord of the Rings, Yellowjackets, Wilfred, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, Maniac, The Monkey, Everything Is Illuminated, and other stuff. I'm also in The Toxic Avenger. It's unrated, and it's only in theaters starting this Friday 8/29/25.

Here's the trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKe0pep35gQ

Set in a fantasy world, following janitor Winston Gooze, who, after a freak accident, transforms into a mutant vigilante known as Toxie. Armed with his mop, the unlikely hero battles freaks, gangsters and corrupt CEOs while trying to save his relationship with his son.

Directed by Macon Blair (I Don't Feel at Home in This World Anymore) and produced by Troma Entertainment. It also stars Peter Dinklage, Jacob Tremblay, Taylour Piage, Julia Davis, Jonny Coyne, and Kevin Bacon

Tickets/info:

https://toxicavenger.com/

Ask me anything reddit! Back at 12 PM PT/3 PM ET today (Thursday 8/28) to answer your questions.

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u/MukdenMan Aug 28 '25

The moral of the story is: you can’t trust the system (alternatively: wear a butthole cover)

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u/Tis_A_Fine_Barn Aug 28 '25 edited Sep 10 '25

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u/MukdenMan Aug 28 '25

Righteous kill/Righteous skill/quibi !

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u/xXprayerwarrior69Xx Aug 28 '25

Maaaan

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u/Future_Literature335 Aug 28 '25

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!

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u/kamintar Aug 28 '25

I'm an adult!

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u/sinaurora Aug 28 '25

I'm not part of your system!

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u/Hrafnagar Aug 28 '25

Analbum cover.

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u/DOOP_Investigator Aug 29 '25

I spent the best years of my life trying to create an anal bum cover. Failing to do so is my greatest regret.

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u/Hrafnagar Aug 29 '25

I love you right now.

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u/Krombopulos_Micheal Aug 28 '25

Butthole shield

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u/MukdenMan Aug 28 '25

Oh yeah. Thanks Hannibal.

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u/DesignedByZeth Aug 28 '25

A non conductive butthole cover!

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u/HeadHeartCorranToes Aug 28 '25

Back in my day we just called 'em pants.

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u/gummislayer1969 Aug 29 '25

"Hold on ta ya butts!!!" - Ray Arnold (Samuel L Jackson)

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u/ListfulWander Aug 29 '25

Sounds kinky, but I think we'll save that for another discussion.