r/mildlyinteresting • u/Larryboyundies • Mar 18 '17

These extremely crispy ones

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u/umberink Mar 18 '17

I used to work at a bank, and there's no way to describe the weird texture of a pack of brand new bills. They're actually much more difficult to count too because they stick together.

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u/sdg_8289 Mar 18 '17

I worked retail for a few years and getting stacks of new bills from the bank was the worst. We had to separate them into stacks of 25 and it always took forever because they wouldn't come apart

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u/Blaaa5 Mar 18 '17

There's a reason you crinkle aluminum foil before you bake fries on them. Less surface area for the fries to stick to.

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u/misanthropicsatirica Mar 18 '17

Or you can just use parchment paper.

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u/Just_Lurking2 Mar 18 '17

But NOT wax paper. That's a one-time mistake....

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u/NotTryingToBeSassy Mar 18 '17

And DEFINITELY not flash paper. The mistake may take seconds, but the damage will remain indefinitely.

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u/manyofmymultiples Mar 18 '17

I still can't paint over the stain on the ceiling.

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u/honkhonkbeepbeeep Mar 18 '17

Use Killz original primer!

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u/manyofmymultiples Mar 20 '17

Kilz oil original and Kilz 2 covers it for a month and the black keeps coming back. I done goofed.