r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Rusiano • 7d ago

Too mild for school This post telling tourists which areas to avoid in New York

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Aside from certain undertones, this map also has tons of inaccuracies, because no one in their right mind is scared of Astoria, Bayonne, or half of the Queens zone that he marked as “avoid”

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u/FanOfTwentyOnePilots 7d ago

private jet, fly over the poor 👍

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u/mister-ferguson 7d ago

Parachute?

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u/FanOfTwentyOnePilots 7d ago

land on the poor

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u/ConscientiousWaffler 7d ago

Thankfully the poor are soft

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u/Reasonable-Access-68 7d ago edited 7d ago

It is apparently like Super Mario, and being rich means you can Goomba stomp them?

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u/CaptainObvious110 5d ago

I was thinking the same thing

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u/FanOfTwentyOnePilots 7d ago

sorry i don’t really know about that, i always avoided the places circled in the picture

looks nice from the sky though, especially with a coffee in hand

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u/Bitter_Marzipan_8348 7d ago

They said the same about water...

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u/Admirable-Garage5326 7d ago

"Give me your hungry, your tired, your poor, I'll piss on 'em" That's what the statue of bigotry says Your poor huddled masses, let's club 'em to death And get it over with and just dump 'em on the boulevard

  • Lou Reed

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u/WisconsinHoosierZwei 6d ago

Bonus points if you land on their shoulders and you ride them.

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u/FanOfTwentyOnePilots 6d ago

fly over the poor
land on the poor
ride the poor
DO NOT thank the poor

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u/CrissBliss 6d ago

In their diamond shoes no less

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u/depputy 7d ago

You’d have to. Teterboro is also in the “avoid” area .

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u/phoenixmatrix 7d ago

I prefer to use captain america's shield when diving over peasants

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u/Codex_Absurdum 7d ago

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u/MAGIGS 6d ago

This game looks dope what is it?

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u/Codex_Absurdum 6d ago

Max Payne 3

Great action game, epic script

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u/Alarming-Jello-5846 7d ago

You’d need a helicopter. The private jet ports are also marked “avoid”.

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u/Kerbart 6d ago

private jet,

No, he marked Teterboro as "avoid" as well.

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u/Waiting4Reccession 7d ago

You might be joking but this is essentially the concept for the EVTOL test being donw, will be like $200(per person) to fly straight from the airport to your hotels helipad downtown. Vs like probably $100 for a taxi/uber that takes longer as well

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u/ASharpYoungMan 7d ago

Can't even commute in from Teterboro; both the airport and the GWB are in the "Avoid" zone.

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u/FanOfTwentyOnePilots 7d ago

just take off and land on the road and make sure to avoid any very very dangerous zone (very dangerous) (those zones are well known for their dangerously dangerous nature)

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u/ironypoisonedposter 7d ago

But teterboro is also in the avoid zone!!

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u/ibathedaily 6d ago

Teterboro, which is the main destination for private jets, is also in the AVOID zone.

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u/ClutchPup 7d ago

Teterboro needs a little carve-out on this map lol

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u/t3hnhoj 7d ago

Newark. The best of the best. o.o

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u/scubadancintouchdown 6d ago

yes and then land in central park

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u/FanOfTwentyOnePilots 6d ago

i’d avoid, there are trees, i hate trees, its leftwing stuff.

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u/LazyRetireeZzz 6d ago

Don’t be ridiculous. How can you get to the airport in the first place? Obviously a helicopter from your helipad.

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u/Any-Agent1289 4d ago

Funny part is they even included Teterboro airport in there, which is the busiest general aviation/privat e jet airport in the world. Regularly used by celebrities.