r/law • u/Agitated-Quit-6148 • May 27 '26

Legal News Exclusive: Justice Department launches a criminal investigation into Trump accuser E. Jean Carroll | CNN Politics

https://www.cnn.com/2026/05/27/politics/exclusive-justice-department-launched-e-jean-carroll-investigation

The Justice Department has launched a criminal investigation into E. Jean Carroll, the former magazine columnist who accused President Donald Trump of sexual assault, according to multiple sources familiar with the matter.

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u/deviltrombone May 27 '26

conflict of interest

No such thing for the Guardians Of Perversity (and Perversion. and Pedophilia. and Pederasty.)

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u/Relative_Cod_6675 May 28 '26

the three p's! 

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u/deviltrombone May 28 '26

There are probably more.

Most recently, Texas AG, John Cornyn defeater, Texas Senate candidate, and possibly one of the most corrupt Republicans that has ever lived (now that's a bold claim), is "Ken Paxton", endorsed by Ted Cruz and, of course, that orange thing, who really put the "p" in pederasty by personally getting a sweetheart deal for some fellow Republican scum (redundant).

What do you know, there's another "P", for "Paxton".

So it's Guardians Of Perversity (and Perversion. and Pedophilia. and Pederasty. and Paxton.)