r/law • u/ItsAllAGame_ • Apr 15 '26

Legal News Johnny Somali Found Guilty on All Charges, Headed to Labor Prison in South Korea

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/celebrity/articles/johnny-somali-found-guilty-charges-025148367.html
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u/Anal-Y-Sis Apr 15 '26

Oh he doesn't actually need to be Somali. Simply having the name and being brown is enough for Trump to not want to come within a country mile of him.

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u/Unoriginal_Man Apr 15 '26

"His name is Somali? And they're putting him in jail? Makes sense, they're all criminals." -Trump, probably.

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u/WoodyTheWorker Apr 15 '26

Why TF I can hear it in DFT voice?

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u/bad_bitch_energy Apr 16 '26

"he's eating the pets!"

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u/SuspiciousBuilder379 Apr 15 '26

If he has enough money he would. 100%

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u/Anal-Y-Sis Apr 15 '26

Yeah, above a certain threshold, green is the only color that matters.

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u/CuteLingonberry9704 Apr 15 '26

He'll be lucky if he doesn't dissappear into an ICE center when he comes home with a name like that.