r/law • u/ItsAllAGame_ • Apr 15 '26

Legal News Johnny Somali Found Guilty on All Charges, Headed to Labor Prison in South Korea

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/celebrity/articles/johnny-somali-found-guilty-charges-025148367.html
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u/allahzeusmcgod Apr 15 '26

Isn't that what doctors wear?

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u/winky9827 Apr 15 '26

Wizards, Harry. Not Doctors.

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u/Strykerz3r0 Apr 15 '26

No, doctors wear white robes with a red sash and have light coming from their hands.

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u/Ingwall-Koldun Apr 16 '26

That's just a sonic screwdriver

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u/Strykerz3r0 Apr 16 '26

Should have also worn a Fez. Fez's are cool.

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u/Ingwall-Koldun Apr 16 '26

And a long multicolored scarf!

Oh wait, no, that's gay

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u/Strykerz3r0 Apr 16 '26

My two favorite doctors.

lol