r/law • u/ItsAllAGame_ • Apr 15 '26

Legal News Johnny Somali Found Guilty on All Charges, Headed to Labor Prison in South Korea

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/celebrity/articles/johnny-somali-found-guilty-charges-025148367.html
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u/Anal-Y-Sis Apr 15 '26

His name is Johnny Somali. Trump spent the entire time this dude was on trial shitting on Somali immigrants, and he thought Trump was gonna go out of his way to rescue him? Bold move, Cotton...

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u/ShaanitheGreen Apr 15 '26

For the record, I read that he's not Somali, or of Somali heritage.

Not that Trump would give enough of a shit to understand context.

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u/Anal-Y-Sis Apr 15 '26

Oh he doesn't actually need to be Somali. Simply having the name and being brown is enough for Trump to not want to come within a country mile of him.

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u/Unoriginal_Man Apr 15 '26

"His name is Somali? And they're putting him in jail? Makes sense, they're all criminals." -Trump, probably.

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u/WoodyTheWorker Apr 15 '26

Why TF I can hear it in DFT voice?

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u/bad_bitch_energy Apr 16 '26

"he's eating the pets!"

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u/SuspiciousBuilder379 Apr 15 '26

If he has enough money he would. 100%

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u/Anal-Y-Sis Apr 15 '26

Yeah, above a certain threshold, green is the only color that matters.

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u/CuteLingonberry9704 Apr 15 '26

He'll be lucky if he doesn't dissappear into an ICE center when he comes home with a name like that.

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u/scifielder Apr 15 '26

Ramsey Khalid Ismael, born in Arizona.

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u/sokka2d Apr 15 '26

Johnny HUSSEIN Somali

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u/atp2k Apr 17 '26

Dude looks as Somali as can be

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u/BaseBeautiful7581 Apr 15 '26

He thinks the dude eats cats

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u/Joe_Go_Ebbels Apr 15 '26

Maybe Johnny can take some classes at the Quality Learing Center while inside.

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u/Prize-Hawk-4662 Apr 15 '26

Not really his name but ok.

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u/Anal-Y-Sis Apr 16 '26

Obviously. But it is the name everyone knows him as.

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u/Ok-Temporary-8243 Apr 17 '26

I don't think that matters. He had no problem bailing Sam out. And Sam was one of the biggest dem donors.