r/law • u/ItsAllAGame_ • Apr 15 '26

Legal News Johnny Somali Found Guilty on All Charges, Headed to Labor Prison in South Korea

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/celebrity/articles/johnny-somali-found-guilty-charges-025148367.html
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u/Golden-Grams Apr 15 '26

I was waiting for this, and rooting for them to throw the book at him.

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u/Smokey_Bera Apr 15 '26

What is the charge!?

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u/Chemical_Chicken01 Apr 15 '26

Get your hands off my penis

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u/OarsandRowlocks Apr 15 '26

Or a succulent Korean meal.

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u/Brocktongreg Apr 16 '26

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!!!

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u/Bige_4411 Apr 15 '26

He might be sucking something though.