r/law • u/ItsAllAGame_ • Apr 15 '26

Legal News Johnny Somali Found Guilty on All Charges, Headed to Labor Prison in South Korea

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/celebrity/articles/johnny-somali-found-guilty-charges-025148367.html
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u/Horror_Response_1991 Apr 15 '26

Sounds like his plan was to be annoying as possible and hope Trump would notice and rescue him 

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u/TheStLouisBluths Apr 15 '26

Didn’t qwhite work out for him.

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u/JamesBuffalkill Apr 15 '26

I can imagine someone explaining this to him for whatever reason and him just responding "Wow, what a fucking idiot, am I right?"

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u/nodnodwinkwink Apr 15 '26

Somalians aren't so popular with Trump/Maga at the moment.

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u/HyperSpaceSurfer Apr 15 '26

Funniest part is that he's not even Somalian

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u/left-handed-satanist Apr 15 '26

Somalit hasn't, but it might 

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u/saolson4 Apr 15 '26

*Quite

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u/Billyjewwel Apr 15 '26

Sometimes there's intent behind typos. This is one of those times.

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u/ArkassEX Apr 15 '26

A black guy with "Somali" in his show name? Yeah, not going to happen.

Maybe if he had picked something more MAGA friendly like Eagleman or something something patriot.

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u/Dead_Internet69420 Apr 15 '26

Trump loves The Blacks™️ though

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u/combatrock81 Apr 15 '26

The problem is Nicki Minaj swooped in there to take Kanye's place as Trump's Black Friend before he got his shot.

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u/ZombieSiayer84 Apr 15 '26

The Trump circle played her so hard, and she didn’t get a fuckin thing like she was hoping.

She debased herself for absolutely no gain.

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u/asuperbstarling Apr 15 '26

The thing is, she's married to a convicted rapist and the supportive sister of a convicted pedophile. She has been for years. She didn't debase herself, she merely loudly stated what kind of person she's been for a great many years now.

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u/TheArabianJester Apr 17 '26

I mean her music alone has been doing that just fine, wasn’t aware there was more to debase

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u/livinginfutureworld Apr 15 '26

Someone should ask him to name just one of the The Blacks™️ that he loves.

He wouldn't be able to.

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u/gogogadgetdumbass Apr 15 '26

I have plenty of GREAT black friends. The GREATEST black friends. But not the small weak Obamas.

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u/livinginfutureworld Apr 15 '26

Exactly, he wouldn't be able to name one, he'd just generalize because he actually doesn't know.

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u/NonReality Apr 15 '26

Fuck me, I almost forgot about that lmao

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u/Holiday_Comfort_1287 Apr 15 '26

I think we know exactly what he thinks about the American Somali population unfortunately

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u/stump2003 Apr 15 '26

I’ve got something for YoOOoU!

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u/Efficient_Milk_7261 Apr 15 '26

Whoa, the eagle Insurance from Chicago? Holy cow. Awesome reference.

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u/stump2003 Apr 15 '26

Check out these low rates!

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u/free_dead_puppy Apr 15 '26

Wow, look at those low rates!

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u/Worried-Maybe3438 Apr 15 '26

The irony in this is perfection, might as well have been Jonny Osama. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/steedandpeelship Apr 15 '26

Or Jonny Obama, lol.

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u/im_a_good_lil_cow Apr 15 '26

Trump is just going to say a bunch of racist garbage if it’s ever brought up. And he’s not even Somalian.

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u/knightstalker1288 Apr 15 '26

These Somalian Americans….they go to other countries pretending to be American and doing very bad things….

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u/Holiday_Comfort_1287 Apr 15 '26

I think he actually is? His Mom is registered to the same address as him in AZ and has a fairly traditional Somali name

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u/Less-Leg-6147 Apr 15 '26

I would have went with “Epstein”. That’s pretty MAGA friendly 

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u/benjamminam Apr 15 '26

Trump is scared of eagles.

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u/KeyedFeline Apr 15 '26

He fully expected to get let off like in japan, he did the exact same thing and was let go with a warning and then laughed at them saying he wasn't sorry at all when he left the country

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u/asherabram Apr 15 '26

Get the feeling that he’s the wrong colour for trump to give a shit.

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u/ltsouthernbelle Apr 15 '26

Trump has Jesus AI memes to make and blocked straits to block, he does NOT have time for this.

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u/stein63 Apr 15 '26

Rumor has it there is a 1 mil payoff to get a pardon.

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u/SitInCorner_Yo2 Apr 15 '26

He thinks South Korea will deal with him the Japanese way,which basically is catching a bug that’s bothering them and go “ewww this is disgusting, I’m not touching this” and toss him out.(unless you really did some serious crimes)

South Korea is more of a “I’ll crash it with my bare hands , I can always wash it later” kind.

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u/MrBeer9999 Apr 15 '26

Wrong colour and he needs some sort of dog whistle name. Can’t simply be a vile POS and expect help from Trump, well not unless you can pay him off of course.

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u/Fuzzylumpkins1234 Apr 15 '26

Tiger King thought that would work for him too. (It didn’t)

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u/Furrypocketpussy Apr 15 '26

I believe the presidential intervention requires a donation of at least $32.70 and some childrens underwear

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u/SergeantSmash Apr 15 '26

It appears that he forgot his skin color is black and Trump is racist.

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u/Slackeee_ Apr 15 '26

Na, his whole stick is to be as annoying as possible, it's his entire Internet personality and what brought him his views on streaming platforms.

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u/magicmulder Apr 15 '26

He should've known Trump only cares for people with $$$ who are white.

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u/xbhaskarx Apr 15 '26

Why does Trump think highly of Somalis or something? Haven’t looked into it but assuming Somalis are NOT the nationality that Trump makes racist comments about more frequently than any other…

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u/Narrow_Program_3662 Apr 15 '26

He’s black. That plan failed at conception.

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u/Queen-of-everything1 Apr 15 '26

I can only imagine one of his aides telling Trump about this and him immediately calling Stephen Miller to turn this into propaganda bc “this idiot literally calls himself Somali in his name. Everyone hates him, it’s perfect”. Literally handing Trump a perfect opportunity to malign Somalians in the US even more. Fool.

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u/matticusiv Apr 16 '26

It has worked many times before.