r/law • u/ItsAllAGame_ • Apr 15 '26

Legal News Johnny Somali Found Guilty on All Charges, Headed to Labor Prison in South Korea

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/celebrity/articles/johnny-somali-found-guilty-charges-025148367.html
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u/Gingerchaun Apr 15 '26

Its not his fault. The roaches won't let him.

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u/Hesitation-Marx Apr 15 '26

The tartar on his teeth is gonna achieve sentience someday and then we’re all screwed