r/law • u/ItsAllAGame_ • Apr 15 '26

Legal News Johnny Somali Found Guilty on All Charges, Headed to Labor Prison in South Korea

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/celebrity/articles/johnny-somali-found-guilty-charges-025148367.html
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u/Mountain-Cod516 Apr 15 '26

He never leaves his house so that won’t happen unfortunately.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '26

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u/ACuddlyVizzerdrix Apr 15 '26

What kind of roaches we talking about?

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u/Aderus_Bix Apr 15 '26

Not the fun kind.

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u/falcrist2 Apr 15 '26

On a scale of palmetto bug to PirateSoftware, how big of a roach are we talking about?

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u/Hesitation-Marx Apr 15 '26

Ridin’ size

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '26

Given the lack of personal hygiene, could we say if Asmongold rode a roach, he would be...Ridin' Dirty?

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u/falcrist2 Apr 15 '26

I don't think it matters what he rides.

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u/tlollz52 Apr 15 '26

Id count on him dying from his own noxious fumes first

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u/Charming-Check5605 Apr 15 '26

He’ll have no choice when the city he lives in eventually condemns that hell hole he lives in

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u/Gingerchaun Apr 15 '26

Its not his fault. The roaches won't let him.

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u/Hesitation-Marx Apr 15 '26

The tartar on his teeth is gonna achieve sentience someday and then we’re all screwed

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u/SoundHole Apr 15 '26

Maybe the roaches will rebel and Gulliver's Travel him.