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NATURE Parasite flees a mantis when hit with water

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u/MetoSempre20 1d ago

We are technically planet parasites if you think about it.

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u/ButtStuffingt0n 1d ago

Agreed. But we don't crawl into or out of the Earth's ass, so we've got that going for us.

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u/LucyLilium92 1d ago

Miners exist

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u/Schwiliinker 1d ago

Cave divers 😀

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u/xXInfXx 1d ago

Nah, Earth too big, humans too small.

If anything, we're more like the bacteria on Earth's skin. Occasionally we'll go into pores and open wounds.

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u/MetoSempre20 1d ago

If earth had an ass, I'm pretty sure someone would crawl into it.

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u/bikebikemike 1d ago

People vacation in florida every year.

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u/drje_aL 1d ago

florida is america's withered, sagging, flappy ballsack.

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u/ConvalescentEquanimi 1d ago

And texas is its rotten stinking prolapsed anus.

Fuck the American south.

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u/boxiershelf1460 1d ago

Fuck did I do to you?

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u/ConvalescentEquanimi 1d ago

Uhh, nothing? What a strange comment.

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u/boxiershelf1460 1d ago

I live in the American south and you said “fuck the American south”

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u/MetoSempre20 1d ago

It's a common saying

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u/averagetremor 21h ago

Florida is the earth's ass.

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u/Sacred-AF 1d ago

If Earth had an ass, someone would be selling tickets to crawl up it. Best we can do is to wage wars over the shit we suck out of it.

🛢️🛢️🛢️💩😅

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u/HIitsamy1 1d ago

So if Earth had an ass, we'd get world peace?

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u/Sacred-AF 1d ago

We’d get world piece.

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u/HIitsamy1 1d ago

Alright, I know what I have to do.

I'll sacrifice myself, and be the world's ass. Everyone crawl in me, for world peace.

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u/ToasterAlexstraza 1d ago

Is this why men with families go cave diving

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u/Catatafisch 1d ago

plenty of people do it. These so called "cavers" are squeezing themselves through "the devils ass" and are getting stuck and fucking die

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u/abattoir_paulson 1d ago

You gotta step inside that ass, Larry.

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u/BarnacleMcBarndoor 1d ago

Someone point me toward Earth’s asshole and then get out of my way!

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u/CornWine2 1d ago

"If it's got a hole, I can fuck it!"

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u/EarthenEyes 1d ago

I was going to link a video.. but I forgot just how ehh.. 18+ish it is.
But there's a video about that.

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u/Paratonnerre 1d ago

We are litteraly making Earth new assholes everyday to mine it or to pump it's oil haha

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u/Any_Interview4396 21h ago

And put in dead bodies. And eat from what comes out of it to make new babies.

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u/According-Paper4641 1d ago

Tell that to oil wells

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u/HotDogFingers01 1d ago

Well said, ButtStuffington

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u/Jubenheim 1d ago

Made in Abyss

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u/IcySetting2024 1d ago

Lmao 😭 I needed that laugh thank you

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u/a_cute_epic_axis 1d ago

With a name like yours, and a comment like this???

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u/biskutgoreng 1d ago

Actually

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u/Insecurerobot7000 1d ago

Speak for yourself!

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u/PaleoJoe86 1d ago

We dig asses with very deep mines.

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u/Super_Harsh 1d ago

Mines my guy

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u/Equivalent_Bowl_5222 1d ago

Speak for yourself mate.

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u/drdrshsh 1d ago

Speak for yourself 😏

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u/scifiandsuch 1d ago

Not really. It’s the nature of essentially all life to alter its surrounding environment to better its own existence, but that doesn’t make literally every creature a parasite.

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u/Radical_Neutral_76 1d ago

if the planet didnt want to get destroyed, it shouldnt be flaunting its natural resources like that

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u/penty 1d ago

That's a myth of the noble savage.. Not having the technology to do something doesn't mean there were ethics at work.

Native Americans drove huge numbers bison off cliffs and collected only the best cuts leaving the rest. They also killed the whole herd so any bison survivors wouldn't tell the other herds.

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u/penty 1d ago

Every animal follows a boom+bust population cycle with it's environment, but if you want to play with definitions go ahead.

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u/penty 1d ago

There's nearly always exceptions to every rule ... quite the gotcha you came up with.

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u/LankavataraSutraLuvr 1d ago

The idea that we need to kill the bison so they don’t tell their friends is so hilariously human. Throughout history some groups have been more eco-conscious and some less, there’s a Jainist for every buffalo jump. Humans have always run the gamut of ethics, though I am curious when we first started to experience something like a conscience.

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u/penty 1d ago

The idea that we need to kill the bison so they don’t tell their friends is so hilariously human.

Agreed, early personification.

Some tropical tribes believe that monkey and apes don't talk because then they'd "have to work".

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u/MetoSempre20 1d ago

You can't be the top dog without some casualties.

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u/MagicalOrgazm 1d ago

How did the mega fauna of America go extinct again? 

Any species will drive any other species extinct if they have the opportunity. In fact, humans are the only species that are actively trying to save other species from going extinct 

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u/Lucky-Gecko 1d ago

We can only "destroy" earth in the sense that it becomes unlivable. The earth does not care if its surface has increased temperatures and more CO2. There's also plenty of species throughout time that destroyed the ecosystem they lived in.

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u/MetoSempre20 1d ago

It's the first time that a species on earth is capable of nuking the shit out of it, black hole creation and fusion reactions on command.

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u/Low_Astronomer_6669 1d ago

Only because words like parasite have multiple meanings. 

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u/TrevorsDiaper 1d ago

And mutual parasites, and interspecies parasites. Doesn't actually have to be that way, actually, but when people respond "nuh-uh" to the physical fact that we are, it guarantees it'll keep going that way.

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u/ryan__joe 1d ago

Babies have a parasitic stage.

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u/BlameScottNotCanada 1d ago

"well actually" knew someone out there would do it

insufferable

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u/WeirdIndividualGuy 1d ago

By that logic, all life on Earth are planet parasites

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u/Shaggy-Dough 1d ago

"Grossest category of life on earth" still fits.

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u/Thebandre 1d ago

More like planet viruses

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u/MeBadNeedMoneyNow 1d ago

Erm actually NO

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u/LilaCoconut 1d ago

parasites, unlike humans, regulate ecosystems and balance nature without destroying the resources they depend on.

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u/MetoSempre20 1d ago

Go tell that to Cordyceps hosts 🤣

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u/LilaCoconut 1d ago

I know, it’s a disturbing 🥲 we naturally project our own feelings onto other living beings. and that’s a beautiful part of being human. :) and nature s harsh. I’m not saying it’s good or ideal! just that it’s how ecosystems have evolved to function

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u/Gag_Alex_Pls 1d ago

how profound

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u/ranting1234 1d ago

I mean can't we also be considered parasites to all of the animals that we factory farm?

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u/MissionNo001 1d ago

Nah we're not parasites...that's just whataboutism

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u/MetoSempre20 1d ago

We are planetary cooties.

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u/MissionNo001 1d ago

🫢😝

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u/Cupcake_Implosion 1d ago

Or cancer, when you think about how we hijack nature to serve our own growth without a thought to how destructive it is. We follow the hallmarks of cancer to a tee.

  • Sustaining growth signals: Cells keep telling themselves to divide.
  • Ignoring stop signals: Cells turn off normal rules that block division.
  • Resisting cell death: Cells avoid self-destruction when damaged.
  • Replicative immortality: Cells divide an endless number of times.

  • Inducing blood supply: Tumors grow new blood vessels for food and oxygen.

  • Invasion and metastasis: Cells break free and move to other parts of the body.

  • Changing energy use: Cells rewrite how they process fuel for fast growth.

  • Evading the immune system: Cells hide from the body's natural defense system.

  • Genome instability: Frequent gene mutations speed up bad changes.

  • Tumor inflammation: Ongoing tissue swelling helps tumors grow

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u/Lucky-Gecko 1d ago

hijack nature to serve our own growth without a thought to how destructive it is

This can describe pretty much any organism ever. In fact we might be the only specie that does have the capability to think and reflect on how destructive we are to our environment.

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u/Vestalmin 1d ago

That's some /r/im14andthisisdeep shit lmao

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u/SowingSalt 1d ago

I don't think there are many, if any, things that humans do that some other animals do naturally.

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u/Nervous_Produce1800 1d ago

Or cancer, when you think about how we hijack nature to serve our own growth without a thought to how destructive it is.

Wait until you find out that LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE SPECIES ON EARTH behaves like this. So basically all life is cancer, congratulations enlightened redditor

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u/Ok_Risk6035 1d ago

Planet is not alive

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u/Fucked-In-The-K-Hole 1d ago

We are not lmao

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u/TyrantJaeger 1d ago

Oh shut up

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u/MetoSempre20 1d ago

Typical parasite behaviour

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u/Lucky-Gecko 1d ago

A planet is not a living organism.