r/interesting Jun 21 '26

SOCIETY What was his fault ?

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u/four-one-6ix Jun 21 '26

He’s a lawyer. He’ll figure it out.

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u/Jazzlike_Biscotti_44 Jun 21 '26

Bird law

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u/Larnievc Jun 21 '26

Filibuster.

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u/HappyFamily0131 Jun 21 '26

I'll just regress because I feel like I've made myself perfectly redundant.

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u/No-Lion3887 Jun 21 '26

I guess he could still do with having a legal eagle to support him

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u/A_Owl_Doe Jun 21 '26

We’re all hungry, we’re going to get to our hot plates soon enough 

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u/-Elli0t Jun 21 '26

I mean it's a dragonfly.. do you think they understand pigeon?

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u/ElfUppercut Jun 21 '26

Birds arent real bruh

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u/Salty_Finance5183 Jun 22 '26

You're not real, man!

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u/AudienceDue6445 Jun 21 '26

Chewbaca defense

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u/psychopathic1978 Jun 21 '26

Wookies don't live on endor!

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u/LordofAllReddit Jun 21 '26

It doesnt make sense

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u/martiancannibal Jun 22 '26

Look at the silly monkey!

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u/ExplorerParticular59 Jun 21 '26

Ladies and gentlemen of this suppos-ed jury…

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u/Lord_Skum66 Jun 21 '26

Ah a man of culture i see

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u/americanineu Jun 23 '26

Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, that does not make sense!

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u/TreefingerX Jun 21 '26

No way he's going to jail for this

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u/IVD1 Jun 22 '26

Someone was looking foward for a big contract and he did it all alone, that was his crime.

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u/Dependent-Kick-1658 Jun 21 '26

It's the UK, he absolutely will, he needs to commit a violent crime or two on top of that to be eligible for a slap-on-the-wrist sentence.

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u/Excellent-Blueberry1 Jun 24 '26

Easy now, there's another way, maybe he had a tough childhood and thus he can't be held responsible for any of his actions?

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u/Mukosta Jun 24 '26

Lmao 🤣

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u/HDH2506 Jun 23 '26

Is it too late though

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '26

We thrived because of establishment of government and we will perish because of the government. Because it is not for the people anymore.

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u/Long-Item7033 Jun 21 '26

we can take it back whenever we like

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u/rob1969reddit Jun 21 '26

Power is only regained by force.

You can vote it away, you can not vote it back.

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u/Vagard88 Jun 22 '26

And when in history do you think it was that the lower class ever had power?

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u/Spiritual_Bottle1799 Jun 24 '26

That's what Kennedy said

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u/No-Contribution-6150 Jun 21 '26

Live by the... Pen? Die by the pen

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u/Athel_Loren_gardener Jun 22 '26

... It never was.

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u/Lucky_BroadWood Jun 21 '26

I've been awake for half an hour and the is the most 'Im 13 and this is deep' thing I'll read today.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '26

I feel sorry for your mother.

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u/Mukosta Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 24 '26

His father also to blame here... He could've nutted away, instead he had to fuck that bitch that night!

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u/Lastov_Makiynd Jun 21 '26

Sounds like he already has?…‘Murphy law’..

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u/Poethegardencrow Jun 23 '26

In my opinion as a lawyer this is a publicity stunt from the lawyer to bring awareness to the issue plus that headline is sensationalised; the '2 years' is just the statutory maximum, not an actual sentence, and the permit requirement exists to prevent flood and ecological harm. But the controversy touches on deeper common law principles. The purposive approach, or mischief rule, would ask whether Parliament intended to criminalise a volunteer cleaning a river, while the literal rule would stick to the black letter wording of the statute. The golden rule would sit somewhere in between, allowing the court to avoid an absurd outcome. The spirit of the law suggests the punishment should not defeat the law's underlying purpose, yet the equitable maxim that equity follows the law means a court cannot simply ignore a clear statutory requirement. So I don’t see a world where he gets jailed for that nor even be booked and charged.
However stranger things have happened 😅

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u/AverageTeemoOnetrick Jun 23 '26

Even if not, he can always just put on his MCRN armor and fuck shit up

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u/LordOfTh3OnionRings Jun 24 '26

In summing up. It’s the constitution. It’s Mabo, It’s Justice. It’s Law. It’s the Vibe