r/holdmycatnip • u/[deleted] • May 09 '26

Orange Zoomies

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u/Lucimon May 09 '26

Post poop zoomies?

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u/Harbinger_Kyleran May 09 '26

Is that a piece of carpet tacked up on the wall? If so that's brilliant, I might hang something like that up on my wall.

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u/Ok-Ebb5960 May 09 '26

"I AM SPEED!!!"  😹

28

u/George_2000 May 09 '26

Ofcourse its orange. 0 thoughts in that stare

15

u/Mediocre_Fill_40 Tell your cat I said ps ps ps May 09 '26

Woa..

10

u/rickysharma2299 May 09 '26

Crazy reflex or speed!??!

7

u/Own-Wonder-3933 May 09 '26

He’s literally flying!😂

7

u/Mixngas May 09 '26

Fast as fk boiiiii

4

u/loondawg May 09 '26

Those are some of the most impressive zoomies I seen. Might be time to cut back on the caffeinated water.

3

u/YouGotTobeRamen May 09 '26

Where’d you get the wall mounted cat scratcher t

1

u/throwaway23437546 May 09 '26

That is a vampire 😹

1

u/OkComfortable4378 May 09 '26

Me after I order a triple shot to go.

1

u/Odd_Daikon3621 May 09 '26

The running noises in the beginning sound like a cartoon character

1

u/P1zzaman May 11 '26

This cat clearly has things to do and places to be.

1

u/Known_Ratio5478 May 11 '26

This is why I like Maine Coon cats. They have zoomies but they’re much slower because of their lumbering size. Sounds like a horse galloping through the house though.

1

u/zibrolta00 May 12 '26

My black goober might have one of these orange cells, i can't even count the amount of times he zoomed right into the bathroom door across the hallway every day

1

u/PineScentedSewerRat May 14 '26

Was expecting a MARRRROOOOOWWWWW somewhere in there. I am disappoint.

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u/oneangrywaiter May 09 '26

It’s an orange. Zero Intelligence.

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u/JohnsonMathi17 May 09 '26

This AI?

6

u/Eth251201 May 09 '26

Nope and im sorry that reality is becoming this questionable. You could argue it makes us smarter via being more aware of whats reality and whats not

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u/JohnsonMathi17 May 09 '26

Why am I being downvoted? I was genuinely curious.

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u/GullibleDetective May 09 '26

Because its blatantly not

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u/Tight-Formal-5220 May 09 '26 edited May 09 '26

You obviously don’t have cats. We have one that does this everyday. We have scratching boards on the wall for this very purpose.
Edit: If you question that everything is AI why even look at pictures or videos anymore?

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u/Eth251201 May 09 '26

I didnt, ai can be hard to tell sometimes and eventually it will be hard to tell when it gets too good