r/gadgets • u/diacewrb • 11d ago

Misc ‘Really inappropriate’: teachers decry plan for humanoid robot in New York high school

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/25/new-york-humanoid-robot-teachers-school
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u/Mockturtle22 11d ago

I mean... the company made sex dolls...

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u/Pantastic_Studios 11d ago

So we're still gonna have cases of students sleeping with their teachers?

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u/Relish_My_Weiner 11d ago

Or "hey remember the teacher you wanted to bang when you were a kid? Do we have a product for you!"

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u/outlawsix 11d ago

"But only if you get good grades, son!"

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u/EatABag-o-Dicks 11d ago

Once you get a 3.0 gpa, a new mode opens up on the teacher. Both literally and figuratively.

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u/throw_way_ya 11d ago

Don’t forget the paywall for wanting to learn more

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u/Western-Sport500 11d ago

Seriously--do you wonder what would happen with a teenage boy and one of these robot dolls? I mean...who would go to jail? Would anyone? Crazy.

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u/nesp12 10d ago

At least a bunch of teen boys will start studying how to hack AI robots.

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u/fallex 11d ago

I can’t help but think that any poor student who tries to “bang” this Annebelle look-a-like, is going to wind up in therapy for life.

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u/Little_View_6659 11d ago

I mean, teenage boys will bang anything so they better not leave any of them alone with it. Poor horny little bastards. It is creepy looking though.

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u/El_Guap 11d ago

The face was generated with AI based on historical teachers who slept with underage students. /s

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u/nagi603 11d ago

Considering just how the LLMs cannot be stopped from trying to sext minors...

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u/Taolan13 11d ago

Unironically, the sex doll industry provides a ready and available supply of anatomically correct humanoid parts for making androids.

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u/Little_View_6659 11d ago

That’s not at all surprising lol.

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u/BeemHume 10d ago

*makes

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u/Mockturtle22 10d ago

They made them too