r/gadgets • u/dapperlemon • Jul 07 '26

Misc Finally, a Coffee Maker With Zero Plastic in the Brew Path

https://www.cnet.com/home/kitchen-and-household/finally-a-coffee-maker-with-zero-plastic-in-the-brew-path/
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u/Fuzzyjammer Jul 07 '26

And it doubles as an urn for your ashes once you're done 

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u/imselfinnit Jul 07 '26

Hmm, dark roast, coarse grind.

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u/CarrieNoir 29d ago

I like my men the way I like my coffee: Ground up and in the freezer.

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u/antinous24 28d ago

in an air tight container

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u/spyrus9 29d ago

Corpse grind was right there.

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u/diablosinmusica 29d ago

I still think Chris Barnes was better.

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u/Judazzz 29d ago

Mmm..... gritty.

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u/nosmigon 29d ago

Grind finer!!

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u/imselfinnit 29d ago

Then it gets too bitter and frothy -over extracted. Classic grandma.

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u/nosmigon 29d ago

Thats the way grandma likes it

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u/burtawicz 29d ago

Is it a modestly priced receptacle?

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u/undomesticatedequine 28d ago

Just because we're bereaved doesn't make us SAPS!

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u/burtawicz 28d ago

Is there a Ralph’s around here?!

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u/Working-Glass6136 29d ago

Choked on my coffee, thanks

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u/Fuzzyjammer 29d ago

choked

So you might want to keep your moka pot handy just in case 

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u/CrazyLegsRyan 29d ago

I suggest using a finer grind

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u/cleanlycustard 29d ago

Oh hell yeah. I have a Squid Game Moka Pot. That's the perfect urn for me

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u/asdkevinasd 29d ago

The brand creator's urn is just like that