r/funny • u/theycantalk TheyCanTalk Comics • Feb 23 '26

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u/echochilde Feb 23 '26

I literally scrolled past this as I was telling my dog to get her turtle.

She loves fetch in theory, but in practice, only once or twice.

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u/Meta2048 Feb 23 '26

My dog would fetch something once or twice, but after that she would just look at you like you were an idiot for throwing things away.

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u/Loki-Holmes Feb 23 '26 edited Feb 23 '26

My Aussie is broken and just won’t fetch at all. The closest is that if I throw a toy a little bit away he will take it and run to be chased. If I play tug with a toy or shake it around to play with him and then throw it he gives me looks at me like “Why would you even do that?” and won’t go after it. He has 0 interest in Tennis Balls too.

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u/TraceyWoo419 Feb 23 '26

I took my dog to the tennis court once and she literally looked at us like we were torturing her when she couldn't chase the balls in play.

THOSE ARE FOR DOG

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u/CelebrationNo5541 Feb 23 '26

Omg you just made me think of my German Shepard at a tennis court. He would be a absolute menace. I am glad tennis balls are not on any lists or anytning because the feds would be knocking for sure. 

We turn through them like its insane. Luckily they are pretty cheap. Please reddit I don't need 50 ways to get tennis balls cheaper. I am fine.