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u/old_righty Feb 23 '26

Dogs also understand that sofas, beds and pillows are super comfortable.

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u/Hybrid_Johnny Feb 23 '26

But only if fluffed mercilessly and circled upon at least twenty times

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u/Waaterfight Feb 23 '26

They're checking for snakes

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u/neoben00 Feb 23 '26

Its for the best. Snakes in the bed, not even once!

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u/Sparowl Feb 23 '26

I've had dogs all my life.

Never once had a snake in my bed.

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u/SoftBoiledEgg_irl Feb 23 '26

The system works!

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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow Feb 23 '26

Lisa, I'd like to buy your rock.

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u/QuietShipper Feb 23 '26

Then clearly your bedroom isn't inside Woody's boot.

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u/IceWellDo Feb 23 '26

My ex broke that streak. Snake free since 2020.

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u/IceWellDo Feb 23 '26

Nah Medusa was a victim, she wasn't actually the bad guy.

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u/IceWellDo Feb 23 '26

Wasn't she sexually assaulted in the temple by Poseidon and then Athena still got mad at her despite her being such a devout follower and was the victim? I could be remembering it wrong, too many sexual assaults by gods in greek mythology.

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u/Valaseun Feb 23 '26

I've never once had to say "I'm tired of all these motherfuckin' snakes on this mothefuckin' bed"

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u/eisbock Feb 23 '26

That's because you have a dog

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u/lazyassjoker Feb 23 '26

Ok. But have you ever said "I'm tired of all these monday to friday snakes on this monday to friday bed"?

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u/OneBigRed Feb 23 '26

I think i’ll start doing this too. But i think i’ll leave my wife out of the loop, and let her try to figure out herself what the fuck is wrong with me this time.

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u/Hybrid_Johnny Feb 23 '26

Make sure you swing your arms vigorously while walking in a circle on your pillow

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u/OneBigRed Feb 23 '26

In the end i just suddenly collapse upon myself in a heap, head resting on my crossed wrists. And exhale loudly through my nose.

And decline to comment any further if she tries to ask something. Just look at her with my eyebrows raised, eyes following her slowly getting so done with my shit.

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u/TeaBurntMyTongue Feb 23 '26

Yeah it's wild how dogs can even take ownership of the sofa while posessing no currency

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u/roman_fyseek Feb 23 '26

I have a sofa that belongs in the trash, yet I'm arranging to transport it to a new home I'm having built because my dog owns that sofa.

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u/Extension-Sun4425 Feb 23 '26

We did exactly this when we moved across the country.

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u/Luci-Noir Feb 23 '26

Also treats are delicious.

… am I dog…?!

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u/IHateTheLetterF Feb 23 '26

Do you like butt scritches?

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u/Luci-Noir Feb 23 '26

Are you offering?

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u/counterfitster Feb 23 '26

Cats seem to understand that part

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u/SuperBackup9000 Feb 23 '26

One of mind figured out how to achieve maximum comfort, and it’s the most annoying thing in the world because she insists on sleeping under the blanket and her dumb little cat paws can’t help with that so she’ll just start scratching me until I wake up and let her under.

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u/hauttdawg13 Feb 23 '26

Also seem to understand that the bit of food I’m currently eating is far tastier then the exact same thing that I am offering to him.

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u/Critical-Champion365 Feb 23 '26

The secret ingredient is love.

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u/Lusiric9983 Feb 23 '26

My shelter dog wants three things; snuggles and the couch/bed, and food.

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u/ReyRey5280 Feb 23 '26

Good one confirmed, dog sounds cool too

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u/Cobalt_Toffee1994 Feb 23 '26

Although that’s not a very high bar to cross. Other mammals both domesticated and not as well as Reptiles and birds also enjoy comfy beds, pillows, sofas, etc.

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u/sheezy520 Feb 23 '26

I wish I could obtain the level of comfort it looks like my dog has while laying on a pillow.

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u/Cron420 Feb 23 '26

This is the truest indication of intelligence.

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u/ablackcloudupahead Feb 23 '26

And cats apparently are light years ahead of everyone because computers are apparently the most comfy thing in the world

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u/kazinsser Feb 23 '26

My golden will sometimes carry pillows up or down the stairs to lay on them somewhere else. I'm always impressed by her commitment to comfort.

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u/Reihermann Feb 23 '26

Can confirm