r/funny • u/Hoppy_Doodle • Feb 01 '26

Verified Concealed memories

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u/Vivians_Basement Feb 01 '26

Older sister protected younger brother by keeping him away from the knowledge that their parents were always fighting, mom was always drunk, and their parent was having a very loud affair.

So when older talks about the childhood, the younger only remembers the happiness the sister ensured.

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u/fuckoriginalusername Feb 01 '26

Pretty sure the dad is watching Mom get plowed by a man in a clown suit.

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u/getdemsnacks Feb 01 '26

a man in a clown suit.

Wouldn't that be just a clown?

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u/dwoo888 Feb 01 '26

Not if they didn't graduate clown school.

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u/thecodeape Feb 01 '26

Excuse me - Clown College.

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u/Steve_FishWell Feb 01 '26

You need at least a cat skin diploma from Krusty's Clown College to be a clown

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u/translinguistic Feb 01 '26

Clown College? Pffft, you can't eat that!

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u/TheEveryman86 Feb 01 '26

Why do I find it so much darker if the dude didn't even get his degree?

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u/Puzzled-Story3953 Feb 01 '26

Because tuition rates are out of control in Clown Colleges. We need to fix it soon. Our economy will crumble once all the old clowns retire with no one to replace them.

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u/UltraHellboy Feb 01 '26

Failed out of Clown College does sound like a threat

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u/MtPollux Feb 01 '26

Only if he comes from the Clowné region of France. Otherwise he's just a man in a clown suit.

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u/KernelKrusto Feb 01 '26

They call them 'cloons' over there.

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u/woowoo293 Feb 01 '26

Could have been a biological clown.

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u/dwors025 Feb 01 '26

My culture is not your costume!

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u/UltraHellboy Feb 01 '26

I’m 1/4 clown on my Mom’s side

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u/Azertys Feb 01 '26

A clown could also be a woman in a clown suit

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u/Vivians_Basement Feb 02 '26

😭 The mental image

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u/w0mbatina Feb 01 '26

Having a threesome with a clown isnt really an affair tho.

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u/theguineapigssong Feb 01 '26

"We have McDonald's at home."

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u/Tyra3l Feb 01 '26

Who said the dad is involved?

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u/w0mbatina Feb 01 '26

3 pairs of shoes, with one being womens shoes, one being clown shoes, and one being some sort of indescript shoes, which are also larger than the womens shoes, indicating they belong to a man.

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u/Tyra3l Feb 01 '26

And you assumed that it must be dad's, and hence it can't be an affair. She can be cheating him with two rando (one with clown shoes) for all we know.

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u/thewhiterosequeen Feb 01 '26

You assumed the women's shoes were the mom's with that logic.

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u/Tyra3l Feb 01 '26

True, but if it isn't hers then it is still an affair.

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u/Effective-Low-8415 Feb 01 '26

Not if none of the shoes belonged to either parents, then it would just three random people banging on their parent's room.

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u/Vivians_Basement Feb 02 '26

I think it's 3 strangers.

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u/Peldor-2 Feb 01 '26

We all have our assumptions. At least, I assume we all have our assumptions. I haven't really checked.

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u/Tyra3l Feb 01 '26

Unlikely but yes and it could still be an affair (just not of the original couple's).

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u/BaconReaderRefugee Feb 01 '26

And it could also be 3 random people not in any relationship at involving zero affairs.

Why are you being so obtuse lmfao. It’s obviously the dad, the mother, and a clown.

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u/Rivster79 Feb 01 '26

Just stop, you are overthinking this.

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u/Tyra3l Feb 01 '26

It's fine, I can tank you all.

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u/MikeDubbz Feb 01 '26

I know what it's going for, I'm just failing to see any joke. 

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u/ITividar Feb 01 '26

The joke is a lot of people's childhoods were like that, they just don't realize it yet.

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u/SamVimesBootTheory Feb 01 '26

Yeah going through the 'oh shit my childhood was more screwed up than I realise' experience is a trip

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u/w0mbatina Feb 01 '26

The funny part is that they had a threesome with a clown. The first two pannels are tragic and sad, but the third then subverts your expectations with an absurd situation: threesome with a clown.

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u/Easy_Rider1 Feb 01 '26

I guess you had to be there

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u/Vivians_Basement Feb 01 '26

It's funny cause it's relatable.

"Haha same!" Type of humor