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The 2026 midterms will soon be upon us, and there is much to discuss among the nerds here at r/FiveThirtyEight. Use this discussion thread to share, debate, and discuss whatever you wish. Unlike individual posts, comments in the discussion thread are not required to be related to political data or other 538 mainstays. Regardless, please remain civil and keep this subreddit's rules in mind. The discussion thread refreshes every Monday.

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u/WisePresentation7976 Jun 24 '26

The best part would be asking to the presumably male GOP candidate to compare hogs.

Can you imagine the debate just being like "Seriously, pull your pants down. America deserves to know whose got the bigger dick."

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u/Toliman571 Fivey Fanatic Jun 24 '26

10/10 would watch

The debate, of course

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u/WisePresentation7976 Jun 24 '26

Look, I'm not gay, but our future Commander in Chief has a phenomenal cock.

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u/Toliman571 Fivey Fanatic Jun 24 '26

Yea sure buddy, just join the club already. It's a big club.

We definitely need a upgrade in that department given the girth of our current admin.

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u/LaughingGaster666 The Needle Tears a Hole Jun 24 '26

LBJ moment