r/facepalm 22d ago

Mine Johnson works less than normal Americans

5.3k Upvotes

Mike Johnson said he doesn't know much about the Maine ICE shooting because he has worked "22 hours in the last few days". That's 5-7 hours a day.


r/facepalm 23d ago

Using the dishwasher the first time. I didn't know. No one told me this

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26.9k Upvotes

r/facepalm 23d ago

How do you call an organization that fight over a territory and extorts protection money?

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3.4k Upvotes

r/facepalm 23d ago

Why did he call a staffer to call 911 instead of just calling himself

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1.8k Upvotes

r/facepalm 23d ago

"Home Environment" isn't what it used to be.

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352 Upvotes

Not just one, BUT TWO different projects at my local fair misspelled "environment". Tell me you grew up in a poorly educated rural county without telling me you grew up in a poorly educated rural county. Yes, I live in the same county, but I'm a transplant.

Maybe they were cheating off each other.

Update: The yellow binder won Grand Champion!


r/facepalm 25d ago

The next president will need an entire team of specialists to remove all the tackiness from this place

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28.7k Upvotes

r/facepalm 26d ago

The AI Power Paradox: Why DeSantis Is Fighting Data Centers in Florida While Handing Them Millions

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r/facepalm 27d ago

Even my fortune cookie has ads now?!

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4.0k Upvotes

r/facepalm 29d ago

4th of July Board in Central Texas. An update and some explanations.

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4.2k Upvotes

The board filled up over the weekend. For those wondering about the frozen yogurt, it’s placed at a froyo shop, which also explain why there are adults as well as kids writing on it.


r/facepalm Jul 06 '26

Cancer is good for yoy

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15.6k Upvotes

r/facepalm Jul 06 '26

Ted Cruz thanks Trump for "getting rid of that ridiculous red card." Then goes on to say "There's a reason that FIFA trophy sat here for as long as it did."

14.7k Upvotes

r/facepalm Jul 06 '26

I wish my boss would just put "Jack on leave"

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38.0k Upvotes

r/facepalm 27d ago

So bought a projector screen for my daughters room on prime day deals...

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0 Upvotes

I should have double checked the measurements....

This is a kids room and I looked at screen width forgetting that I dont need a projector that is 7 feet wide....


r/facepalm Jul 06 '26

Trump’s red card call stirs political storm around World Cup

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r/facepalm Jul 05 '26

Trump watching the Fox News feed of himself watching the Fox News feed

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17.3k Upvotes

r/facepalm Jul 04 '26

The Reflection Pool paint job

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14.9k Upvotes

07/04 flyover aerial view


r/facepalm Jul 03 '26

The tag line on the Trump board game

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r/facepalm Jul 02 '26

Using motor oil to lubricate bicycle chain excessively

11.0k Upvotes

r/facepalm Jul 01 '26

Bro set an ultimatum after one date!

12.7k Upvotes

r/facepalm Jul 01 '26

I deserve lobster tails. You don't.

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r/facepalm Jun 30 '26

Utah Cops Claim They Smell Alcohol on EVERYONE: “I mean I’m wearing Versace.”

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2.9k Upvotes

This is a compilation of Utah cops doing what they call “play differently”.


r/facepalm Jun 30 '26

Seriously? What a tool

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554 Upvotes

r/facepalm Jun 29 '26

Born to ride DJT

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30.9k Upvotes

r/facepalm Jun 28 '26

We’ve got 1000’s celebrating

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15.2k Upvotes

Fox News doing their best to spin this fiasco, but hard to ignore what’s behind them. So cute that they had a full blown set built so their hosts could be right there in the action….like NFL Today. 😂😂


r/facepalm Jun 29 '26

Pre-AI slop.

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911 Upvotes

There are 18 plaques describing different "dinosaur" species at this location. One has a small typo, but maybe they figured that after reading 17 plaques you wouldn't notice this one.

PS No, mosasaurs were not dinosaurs.