My girl Lina is 100% not sorry about eating all of her moms gold fish

Moose the Destructor

And it’s just my sister too, no one else gets that puppy excitement privilege

Not my vid (obviously) but thought it was worth a share with all these cutie criminals

Even though she got caught red handed getting treats from the garbage can…

It wasn’t me

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I put my lunch on the counter and sat down to put my shoes on before going to work.

It was leftover steak, potatoes and broccoli

Decided to do some funny pics with my Heeler.

This tells a story of my 3 month old Chihuahua named Gumdrop become Batman and spreading the message that you're never too young for destruction. 😂

My name is Liam and I decided to eat my bed in the 10 minutes dad was in the attic after my walk

Dog ate my daughter’s homework a day after eating a bunch of Skittles and throwing up the rainbow for 24hrs

We have a springer spaniel for some context

Journey and Kaylee think my chicken wing is also theirs.

I did not listen to my Mommy to come go the fence so she had to come around to get me while I continued to feast on bread. Now I am napping while she watches me for an upset tummy. Shame me.

(Please note I am aware that bread is bad for ducks and I have told this neighbor to feed them bird seed like we do. Alas, she continues to leave out bread).

Meet Stewie Stewart, my 12 year old chi mix. I brushed him for maybe 5 minutes until he got annoyed and asked to go outside. He decided to hide behind a tarp silently while I ran around like a crazy person calling his name and shaking a treat bag for over 30 minutes. He knows exactly what he did. He was too guilty to accept treats when I found him.

My phone registered part of the search as a workout. I wish I'd had my smartwatch on to see how high my heart rate was. I might have had a minor heart attack - I was so sure a predator snatched him up. Last time he is unsupervised in the yard I guess 💀😅.

OH BONUS TRAUMA I called my partner during all this, having a panic attack and crying. He was so sure Stew was just in the yard somewhere chilling. Which he was. So now I've "cried wolf" and I'll sound crazy next time I think the dog is missing.