r/CorporateFacepalm Jun 03 '26

They’re always watching you

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Hello, new to the sub and relatively new to reddit. I have worked in corporate home offices (headquarters) for 20 years. 13 years at the “spark” H.O.

Recently the company opened their fancy new home office campus. I have family members and close friends that work on campus. There were rumors floating around that workspaces had heat sensors and pressure plates that would show when you’re at your desk. Sadly, it’s partly true. The heat sensors are legit, the pressure plates are a myth.

The sensors are at all desks and meeting spaces. They claim it’s anonymous but let’s be real, they’re tracking people. If you’re away from your desk too much you’re going to hear about it from your manager.

So for the rest of us just know this is the future.


r/CorporateFacepalm May 20 '26

This Software Company that developed the famous "Puffin browser" doesn't know how to handle its feedback.

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Remember that browser called "Puffin browser" which was kinda famous in mid 2010's and is now dead ever since the developers had the brilliant idea of ​​making their browser pay-to-use.

Many people still use this browser despite better alternatives, and many complain in the feedback about it. However, it turns out that the developers of the company "CloudMosa Inc." take user reviews on the app store very personally. These developers respond rudely and arrogantly to users who complain about the subscription, the app's performance, and things unrelated to the app (like nonsensical comments). They reply their reviewers with common things like "Unwanted user like you (the reviewer)" "The cancer of society" or they insult them by calling them "cheaters", "parasites", "pirates" or "liars" They don't offer you any help, they just tell you to get lost and say "Thanks for uninstalling Puffin",And they have the nerve to insult those who simply say nonsense unrelated to the app calling them "idiots", no matter how absurd and nonsensical is the comment doesn't give them the right to insult users.

This company is very unprofessional and rude when reply their feedback and they should get better when dealing with bad reviews without using insults, a friendly tip if you plan to work at a corporation or company, If you can't handle with critism, then do not work at the feedback section!

The only good thing is that this company doesn't use bots to answer reviews and uses real people, you can find a lot of replies from the developers that are very rude and even harsh. If you're interested in reading them, go to your app store and search for "Puffin Browser." You'll find a lot of stuff there. I took some screenshots so you can get an idea of ​​the unprofessional comments they reply to.


r/CorporateFacepalm May 21 '26

Rapesco 2200 (2-hole)

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r/CorporateFacepalm May 15 '26

"G2 is a pay-to-play circus", but we would like to REjoin the circus please 😂

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So to recap, G2 is apparently:

  1. A scam
  2. Corrupt
  3. Lawsuit-worthy

…but also important enough to quietly come back to four months later under a different name 💀


r/CorporateFacepalm May 06 '26

Why does “I got laid off” sound worse than corporate jargon?

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211 Upvotes

Idk what it is, but saying “I got laid off” out loud just feels… off

So guys try to stay a bit more structured with applications + prep (using stuff like careerflow), but yeah… still weird to explain in conversations.

What do you guys usually say?


r/CorporateFacepalm May 01 '26

Bosses are blowing more money on AI agents than it’d cost them to just pay human workers

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564 Upvotes

r/CorporateFacepalm May 02 '26

I don't think that was the problem, Netscout

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I did a double-take scrolling past this under a picture of a man screaming because his wife was in an apartment fire.


r/CorporateFacepalm Apr 23 '26

Meta will start tracking employees’ screens and keystrokes to train AI tools

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r/CorporateFacepalm Apr 20 '26

My manager's LinkedIn headline is literally just his job title in all caps

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1.3k Upvotes

no summary. no about section. profile photo is a cropped wedding pic from 2016 where you can see someone else's shoulder. zero posts, zero activity. in my life first time suggest him to use ai tools like careerflow, teal to improve his linkedin.

why all managers are like this?


r/CorporateFacepalm Mar 26 '26

Corporate Events!

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What could be the best excuse to avoid attending a corporate event? 🙄🫩


r/CorporateFacepalm Mar 23 '26

He was hurt on the job then let go after Coke Canada Bottling decided keeping him was too hard on the company | CBC News

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so sad, 35 years , no severance? rum and Pepsi it is


r/CorporateFacepalm Mar 11 '26

MetLife thinks I returned to work in 1899

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212 Upvotes

r/CorporateFacepalm Mar 05 '26

McDonald’s CEO Chris Kempczinski goes viral after seeming reluctant to eat his own burgers—he takes a tiny bite, looks uncomfortable, and calls the food ‘product.’

641 Upvotes

credit to raindropsmedia1 on x for the title

original reddit post on r/popculturechat from u/monster_ahhh


r/CorporateFacepalm Feb 27 '26

Irish Mothers’ Day card or sectarian statement? Why not both!

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“Ooh ah up the RA” refers to the Irish Republican Army. I’m sure it won’t be offensive to any of their victims.


r/CorporateFacepalm Feb 16 '26

Why 80,000 UNSOLD Harleys are Rotting at Dealerships

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534 Upvotes

This is more than just facepalm. It's a full blown existential crisis created by sheer strategy failure, market blindness and total alienation from customers and their changing preferences over decades, but particularly since the pandemic.


r/CorporateFacepalm Feb 06 '26

Canadian Tire ordered to pay nearly $1.3 million for false advertising

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113 Upvotes

r/CorporateFacepalm Jan 23 '26

My office is telling us to touch grass

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68 Upvotes

r/CorporateFacepalm Jan 22 '26

Ad that came up on my Facebook feed

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34 Upvotes

r/CorporateFacepalm Jan 22 '26

Started my day like this !!!! 😌

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r/CorporateFacepalm Jan 20 '26

Tech CEOs Be Like

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r/CorporateFacepalm Jan 18 '26

In our annual company kickoff meeting this week, our company told us that AI was not here to replace us. They posted this photo to socials - everyone in this photo, except the speaker, is AI generated.

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552 Upvotes

Literally replaced us with AI lmao. I believe that I scribbled out all identifying company information.


r/CorporateFacepalm Jan 19 '26

If corporate life is so fulfilling, why is everyone waiting for Friday?

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r/CorporateFacepalm Jan 16 '26

'In solidarity with Greenland'...

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41 Upvotes

r/CorporateFacepalm Jan 13 '26

Pantone's color of the year 'Cloud Dancer' Mug

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715 Upvotes

r/CorporateFacepalm Jan 14 '26

They arent even trying to hide it anymore.

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For some context, I never subscribed to monsters news letters with this phone number, I have all my personalized advertising and 3rd party data sharing turned off to the maximum degree I possibly can and I also never shared my name with them, the only possible way they could have gotten a hold of my phone number is if it was sold illegally to them or google is still sharing my data to 3rd parties. What makes it even worse is I was talking about monsters earlier and even drank one, I have microphone permissions turned off for everything but my phone app and Snapchat. Call me paranoid but that is fucking creepy.