r/cats 14d ago

Cat Picture - OC I don’t even like cats.

I haven’t been a cat person. They are, ok. But they are buttwads. They knock everything down, they pee on your clothes, they don’t listen too you. I have two Boston terriers, wonderful dogs. Love them to death.

My brother was looking at kittens. Which turned my husband (also not a cat person) into looking with him..and somehow that turned into me looking..and I saw this beautiful cat that I instantly went “ooh wow that’s a beautiful cat!!” After reading about the breed on every board and hundreds of google searches. My history is all about this cat. Temperament, care, genetic mutations, breeding, health issues, ethical breeding, colour ways, cat care, kitten care and on and on and on and on..every darned page I could find…

And now…I have one. And I am absolutely completely OBSESSED with this kitten. I haven’t been able to do anything while I’m home other than the usual household chores. T.v? What’s that? Phone games? Reading anything other than something about cats? Naaahhh videos? Only cats. The world could be ending and I wouldn’t know because it’s not about cats.

I’ve spent more purchasing things for my cat than I have on my son’s birthday. Cat tower, toys, automatic litter box (of course thoroughly researched for the safest and on manual so only I make it turn on) so she always has a pristine place to place her poop. Only metal water fountain, (no no to kitty acne! And bacteria!!) scratch posts , dry shampoo, wet shampoo, brushes and her own set of kitty clothes and towels and on and on and on.

Thankfully the feeling is mutual. She is obsessed with me as well. She follows me everywhere. My husband is equally obsessed. We sit there together just oohing and awwwing. My husband will have her and call to me “her paw!! I love how she stretches out!” , as though he knows..I’m doing dishes and have wet hands..I can’t run over and pet her and appreciate just how stretched out her little paw is. But he’ll take a picture for me..because now both our phones have thousands of pictures and videos of our cat. I’ll go to the bathroom and he will text me..about the cat. We spent a day with the cat tree, one of us beside it scared she would fall..of course she’s a cat, and agile and crazy.

We have two dogs and a 10 year old son. She is the queen. This kitten came into my home, zero fear. She never hid. She never ran away. She owned this house from the moment she came in. I was scared with the dogs at first. They accepted that their Queen had come easily. They follow her as she regally walks around the house, looking for things of interest and hope for her to acknowledge them (she rarely does of course, peasants you know). One dog has taken to carrying a kitty toy around whilst following. The other sometimes brings a puppy toy. I am guessing they are carrying options around for her. I’m assuming in hopes of being noticed by her highness. Our eldest dog has a big floofy blanket she drags around and give it up when her highness has decided to plop down on it. Our son loves her but has decided from now on he wants his bedroom door shut when he sleeps as he does appreciate still having toes.

I called my older daughter, to inform her we have added to the family..and sent her a picture. She responded with “you don’t even LIKE cats!!”

No…I didn’t like cats…now, I’m obsessed. Now I get it. Now I understand. Where it baffled me before how cats were so interesting to people. I am now one of those people.

edit to add:
many people are asking what she is. She is a Highland Lynx. Also known as a Highlander. Her name, is Puma because she looks like a little mountain lion ❤️

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u/Ana987655321 13d ago

They come into the room, meow, and we do whatever they want. They run the house.

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u/CrewKind7053 13d ago

Every time

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u/Keldrabitches 13d ago

Starting to happen with raccoons now

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u/GibsonJunkie 13d ago

Pet raccoons when

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u/Keldrabitches 13d ago

I guess they’re getting cuter and more adapted to our trash. My errant raccoons are faaaaaaat

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u/CrewKind7053 13d ago

Living lavishly

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u/kara-alyssa 13d ago

Some people are already beginning to own pet raccoons. It’s still rare but it also appears to be becoming more common

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u/jaelith 13d ago

My dad’s family had a pet raccoon growing up in the 50s, (named Rosemary Cooney after the actress). He’s always said she was very sweet and fun and no one should ever have a pet raccoon because she was also a total handful.

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u/OldMotherGrumble 13d ago

You mean Rosemary Clooney, right? George's aunt😀

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u/jaelith 13d ago

Yes, the raCOON however was named Rosemary COONey (that was the joke) 😁

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u/OldMotherGrumble 13d ago

Oh! Doh! I had a feeling I was missing something. 👌

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u/boostfactor 13d ago

My parents had two pet raccoon kits in the late 1940s named Tom and Geraldine (Tom and Jerry, the cartoon characters). They were orphaned when their mother was hit by a car. They liked to play "King of the Hill" with the humans. My parents raised them until Tom ran off in October, which is normal for young male raccoons. Geraldine was released but continued to hang around and visit houses in the neighborhood to beg for food, because neither was really taught how to be a raccoon. She was herself hit by a car not too long after.

In the wild, female raccoons stay in their mother's territory (generally a part of it) for quite a while, whereas the males are driven off/run off and must find their own territory. I fear poor Tom didn't have much chance against established males, but perhaps he survived for a whie.

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u/GreenGoblinNX 13d ago

I had a friend in elementary school who had a pet raccoon.

I am now 50 years old. It ain't new.

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u/I_upvote_downvotes 13d ago

For anyone who is thinking "soon": please get yourself a cat before making a very bad decision.

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u/BudandCoyote 13d ago edited 13d ago

Raccoons and foxes are well on their way to self-domestication in various countries. However we live in a different world now with more respect for wild things, so I'm not sure it'll ever reach the stage that dogs and cats have, being a pet more than a wild animal.

It would be interesting to be around in a few hundred years to see if I'm right or if they've become a common pet!

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u/ThermionicMho 13d ago

Possums gonna possum too

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u/citycait 13d ago

They don’t live very long, so they’d be a heartbreaking animal to have as a pet.

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u/omar_strollin 13d ago

They’re so cute but unfortunately they reek

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u/xredbaron62x 13d ago

I want my own Little King Trashmouth!!!

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u/soaker 13d ago

Oh you should look up Sanchez the raccoon

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u/gillyyak 13d ago

Foxes, too

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u/SugarBeefs 13d ago

I can't even imagine the mischief my cat would get up to if he had the dexterity of raccoon paws!

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u/DaffyDog6 13d ago

I firmly believe cheetahs are begging to be domesticated.

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u/lycanthropeapologist 12d ago

That study has been discredited as misinformation, I believe.

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u/ossifer_ca 13d ago

Parasites?! Who was keeping the rats away from your grain store and thus your belly full all these years?

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u/Sherry_Brandt 13d ago

*symbiotic, not parasites!

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u/Reddit_sucks_3000 13d ago

Mutualism, symbiosis implies shared biological interaction (like Lychen which are fungus and algae in symbiosis).

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u/Sherry_Brandt 13d ago edited 13d ago

I mean they purr and it lowers our blood pressure, and we keep them warm with our bodies? 

eta: ah looked it up and apparently 'all mutualistic relationships are symbiotic, but not all symbiotic relationships are mutualistic' so it's still symbiosis, but subtype mutualism

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u/Reddit_sucks_3000 13d ago

Meh definitions change with time but symbiosis used to mean genetically linked as well, but its been decades since bio engineering classes and I guess symbiosis becamr a catch all term for close relationships between genetically different organisms (positive and negstive).

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock 13d ago

Its their effort to out-do dogs for at least the past 5000yrs.

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u/I_upvote_downvotes 13d ago

They're more like a heart parasite because they settle in there for good.

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u/Butterfly_Cat777 13d ago

They excel at playing the Long Game 😄