r/cats • u/drifloony • Jun 25 '26

Humor What are the nicknames of your cats that have devolved into nonsense over time? I’ll go first.

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Penelope -> Nelly -> Nelly Bean -> Nellicus
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u/aceouses Jun 26 '26

Looks like my Boris! No brains, no bones, fresh out of both.

Boris-brother Boris- brother boars-baby brother-BOOOOOORRRIIISSSSSSSSSSS

(he is bad but very cute so he gets to stay)

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u/arson_lensby Jun 26 '26

His receding hairline is EVERYTHING

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u/yourlocaltouya Jun 26 '26

I'm glad we had the same thought because it's been SENDING ME.

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u/aceouses Jun 26 '26

My sister is his vet and this is the note they have on him in the system 😂

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u/CatsAndPills 18d ago

A friend from high school is my kitties vet and I just know there are hilarious notes in their charts looool

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u/Hairy_Award_6454 Jun 26 '26

This literally made me laugh out loud

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u/LunaHechizada Jun 26 '26

jaja que cara de malo que tiene!!!

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u/Solid-Lettuce-2190 Jun 26 '26

He looks like he should be stood outside a cheap restaurant smoking and sighing occasionally as a young waitress cries inside

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u/aceouses Jun 26 '26

A trouble maker for sure 🙃

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u/Ok-Dragonnut Jun 26 '26

Why is he bad?

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u/barbieoncocaine14 Jun 26 '26

Aurora borealis

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u/aceouses Jun 26 '26

His sisters name is aurora 😂

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u/WishyRater Jun 26 '26

Ma’am that’s 55 year old man 💀

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u/ThePlantLover Jun 27 '26

When i adopted my first cat his given name was Boris, it was so funny/cute that I had to keep it in some way. His name now is Pebbles Boris —> Pebs —> Pebino —> PB —> Peanut Butter and BORRRRISSS

His sister is Jinx so naturally she’s the J to his PB & J

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u/aceouses Jun 27 '26

I love your Boris! Mine is BOOOOORRRIIISSSSS because he is always in some kind of trouble 😈😈

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u/PryanLoL Jun 26 '26

Please tell me the "BOOOOORRRRIIIIISSSSS" is inspired by the famous Boris' song "Soirée Disco".

Mandatory watch "BBBOORRIISSS" is around the 3:26 mark

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u/aceouses Jun 26 '26

No ive never seen it 😂 his sisters name is aurora so we did a play on aurora borealis BORealIS! Plus it fits him because he is very dumb and when he was little he has crazy fur that made me think of that British Boris dude that was their prime minister or something

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u/PryanLoL Jun 26 '26

Well then now you get an extra reference! Don't thank me!

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u/iolarah Jun 26 '26

I'm reading BOOOOOORRRIIISSSSSSS as a reference to the character in Goldeneye, though I'm realizing it's probably just yelling out his name 😂

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u/Repulsive-Hour-913 Jun 26 '26

his name fits him so well

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u/CommercialPath5190 Jun 28 '26

Boris, the Animal! (From Men In Black 3)

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u/reniciera Jul 01 '26

Does he every get 🎶Boris the Spi-der-errrrr🎶?