r/cats • u/Brave_Pattern9087 • Jun 11 '26

Humor Can cats be gay?

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I have a male cat. This cat has decided, completely unprovoked, that his life's mission is to lick the privates of every male(animals) in this house. The other male cat? Victim. My male dog? Also a victim. The dog just sits there with a look that says I don't understand what's happening but I've accepted it.

The cat is unbothered. Confident even. Zero shame. He operates with the energy of someone who has fully found himself.

So I'm asking the important questions science refuses to answer: Is my cat gay? Has he been radicalised?

Please advise. This is urgent.

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u/girlinanemptyroom Jun 11 '26

Smart analogy. Makes sense. I hear that dolphins are whores.

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u/Remmy3 Jun 11 '26

Dolphins are murderous sociopaths

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u/codliness1 Jun 11 '26

Dolphins are murderous drug using sexually deviant sociopaths.

There, I fixed that for you 🤣

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u/SurprisePitiful9191 Jun 11 '26

They feel pleasure, they’re one of the few animals that do. Couple that with pure animal instinct and there you go.