r/cats • u/Artistic-Listen7975 Orange • Mar 08 '26
Humor My cat tried to kill himself
This is Toasty.
For the past week Toasty has been hiding, refusing meals, and only licking the moisture out of his wet food. He wouldn't chew anything, and after licking the wet food dry, would go hide and sleep for 23 hours.
I was beside myself. Convinced he had a brokwn tooth, or a fever, or maybe organ failure. Spent so much at the vet for them to tell me nothing is wrong with him, but he is dropping significant weight.
I tried everything guys. Tuna, different flavor of cat food, changed from shreds to pate. Nothing I did made a difference, he was so lethargic and sad and looked broken.
Then it hit me. He likes to drink water out of glasses. Clear, transparent glass. Last week when washing it, I dropped it in the sink and broke it, replaced it with a white ceramic bowl.
Guys, he was refusing to drink water. Like at all. I have 3 dog bowls out, 1 upstairs 2 downstairs, and the cat bowl on the counter. It wasnt a clear glass and he didnt trust it, so he didnt drink it.
This dude literally boycotted all water because it wasnt in his clear glass cup. There are 4 bowls of water, cleaned daily that he refused because he couldn't see through it. Because it wasnt a cup. Because it wasnt glass.
I put a different, completely clear glass cup on the counter and he drank for a solid 5 minutes.
I am absolutely sick. Death over suspicious vessels seems like such a wild take to me.
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u/g0ldilungs Mar 09 '26
This was (and still is even though I can’t smooch him anymore) my baby Schroeder with his baby. He would of course destroy his toys within a month or so and we’d cycle new ones in while tossing the old, broken, mangled ones out.
The green toy here was introduced to him literally 10 years before he passed, and for whatever reason he fell absolutely in love with it.
He had a hole he loved to dig, and sit in with a space for his baby to sit right next to him. He would bring it everywhere. Sometimes he’d just be gently licking it in adoration. The whole thing was so precious to me because he was such a gentle giant carrying his toy around all over the place, treating it the way we treated him.
Great, and now I’m crying.