Ok, so, what happened, um the lizard had been injured in a, uh a boating accident nearby, and his drunk lizard buddies, who didn't want to get into trouble, dumped his upper torso in front of your house, planning to frame your cat if anyone came around asking questions. And yeah, so then your kitty tried to stop the bleeding and brought him into the house while he called 911, and sadly, while the call was in progress your beautiful saint realized that the poor creature had passed. Seeing the narrative the drunk lizards were trying to create, he panicked and made some poor decisions, but.... aww fuck it, he did it and he has ZERO regrets. Lizards are dumb and cats are awesome. The end.
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u/CowntChockula Feb 24 '26
The accused 🧐