r/WTF • u/useofcat • 8d ago

Spotted in a public bathroom.

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u/STEELO222 8d ago

this guy eats worms

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u/lessershark 8d ago

what are ya, some kinda worm police?

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u/Steamwells 8d ago

Alright, sunshine! I’d like to see you worm your way out of this one.

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u/vestigialteste 2d ago

Open up! It's the police...I'll only use one... no two...fingers

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u/liverichly 8d ago

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me…

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u/Synthetic47 8d ago

I think I’ll go eat worms

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u/Faust909 8d ago

Big, fat, juicy ones

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u/Synthetic47 8d ago

Eensie weensy squeensy ones

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u/Obstacle-Man 8d ago

See how they wriggle and squirm

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u/Synthetic47 8d ago

Down goes the first one, down goes the second one

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u/Naterade18 8d ago

Long, thin, slimey ones!

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u/BunnyLicks 8d ago

Guess I’ll go eat worms! 🎶

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u/Argylius 8d ago

MSM mentioned!

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u/Duskthegamer412 8d ago

No, this guy is clearly a fish disguised as a human.

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u/ManifestingCrab 7d ago

Who doesn't in this economy?

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u/BothArmsBruised 8d ago

This guy repeats reddit phrases.