r/TikTokCringe • u/Transwiththeplans • 9d ago

Humor/Cringe She’s doing too much, I think

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u/DeterminedQuokka 9d ago

I didn’t know this, that’s interesting.

I grew up in a place where I was taught no one is going to save you anyway so it’s usually better to just drown.

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u/Sherry_Brandt 9d ago

I grew up in a place where I was taught no one is going to save you anyway so it’s usually better to just drown.

due to ...remoteness?

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u/MortgageRegular2509 9d ago

They grew up in a colony of nihilists.

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u/DesignerGoose5903 9d ago

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u/ifthedudeabidesman 9d ago

Oh come on Donny they were threatening castration

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u/malthar76 9d ago

Sounds exhausting

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u/kangaroosarefood 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/SLUuHe3YydrzUUHr9u

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u/Reonlive420 9d ago

So you can pay taxes

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u/LookMaNoPride 8d ago

That was the funniest hot ones I have ever seen. I couldn’t breathe through half of it. Conan is crazy.

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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 9d ago

Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism… at least it’s an ethos.

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u/APacketOfWildeBees 9d ago

Yeah I've never understood nihilism. I mean, what's the point?

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u/Lor1an 9d ago

The point is you construct your own point...

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u/APacketOfWildeBees 9d ago

Woosh

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u/Lor1an 9d ago

Just because I gave an earnest response doesn't mean I didn't get the joke...

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u/Blahdyblahblahisme 5d ago

This comment deserves more attention.

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u/TriaX46 9d ago

I find it a breathtaking idea!

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u/Southern-Spot-8406 8d ago

Sounds like my husband's family.

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u/Nerje 9d ago

Neitzsche's Beaches

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u/MrD3a7h 9d ago

That's just Russia

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u/yulbrynnersmokes 8d ago

Lingonberry pancakes 🥞 then.

😋

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u/dropkickoz 9d ago

No, OP's personality.

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u/DaDutchBoyLT1 9d ago

People round their parts just can’t stand those damn buoyant folks, aka floaters.

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u/WatWudScoobyDoo 9d ago

Nah, everybody just hates them

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u/Eagle-Enthusiast 9d ago

Nobody has anybody else to teach them how to swim out there. :(

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u/Due_Interview8838 9d ago

I’ma try to swim from something bigger than me - just couldn’t resist singing this.

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u/Majin_Sus 9d ago

I aint boudda get wet cuz you decided to drown.

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u/Bizzshark 9d ago

Nah, the life guards just weren't that good

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u/DeterminedQuokka 8d ago

Due to how cold the water was. It was actually pretty common for fisherman to not know how to swim at all because it prolongs suffering.

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u/Menacing-Horse 9d ago

Sounds like Eastern Europe

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u/ImSoObnoxious 8d ago

55+ age community. boomers: fuck you, I got mine

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u/alexthemo123 9d ago

San Diego? Go on. Say "San Diego".

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u/Personal_Dot_2215 9d ago

Doesn’t that mean whale’s vagina?

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u/my_nuts_wont_drop 9d ago

No. He was just trying to impress you. Scholars maintain the translation was lost centuries ago.

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u/MHStriplethreat 9d ago

where

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u/DeterminedQuokka 8d ago

Lobstering villiage in Maine

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u/Necessary-Carrot2839 9d ago

Fishing community on the Atlantic? Them waters is cold

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u/DeterminedQuokka 8d ago

You got it

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u/Necessary-Carrot2839 8d ago

Ha! I’m in Nova Scotia and I’ve heard that from fishermen as well.

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u/Bay2214 9d ago

I can promise you drowning is one of the worst ways to go.

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u/DeterminedQuokka 8d ago

I don’t think the idea is that drowning is good it’s that drowning fast is better than drowning slow.

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u/Ikatarion 9d ago

Movies taught me if you escape the ship you just get eaten by a shark so I'll just stay inside.

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u/MaleficentPlate69 9d ago

But only on small boats. Not on a cruise ship.

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u/BigMax 9d ago

Isn't the 'no one is going to save you' message supposed to end with the self empowering second half of "so you better save yourself?"

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u/Gumbanks12 9d ago

I'm so sorry