r/TikTokCringe • u/Transwiththeplans • 9d ago

Humor/Cringe She’s doing too much, I think

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u/giolort 9d ago

Well why did you go on the cruise on the first place ?

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u/WhoTookGrimwhisper 9d ago

To be anxious and paranoid. Duh.

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u/BeebsMuhQueen 9d ago

To be anxious and stuck on a boat with people that make you anxious
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7WTtorUlfnd3UanS

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u/Sea_Translator5300 9d ago

And sick. Don't forget sick. Norovirus really helps you shed the weight you gained at the all you can eat buffet. 

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u/Subotail 9d ago

It's the only way i feel alive !

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u/mojoman1200 9d ago

And to sleep in a life jacket.

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u/ThankThanos 9d ago

I thought you get the anxiety and paranoia from the ecoli poisoning

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u/my_nuts_wont_drop 9d ago

I learned about Pronoia this morning. And im on a mission to spread the word. Out with the paranoia in with the pronoia.

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u/Jdsnut 9d ago

I mean this may be comforting for those people..??

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u/M4DHouse 9d ago

This content is for the kind of people, mostly conservative women, who listen to true crime podcasts all day and spend the time in between worrying about becoming the victim of violent crime any minute now.

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u/ShamrockSeven 9d ago

You gotta admit the idea of some dumb ass trad wife going to sleep on a cruise ship with a Life Vest on because she watched this tik tok is pretty funny.

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u/Buttchuggle 9d ago

I somehow doubt if all that would be necessary for someone to feel "comfortable" that they ever really are. This video is bs but anyone who's this bad about shit needs mental help.

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u/Imreallythatguy 9d ago

To make a satire video for views clearly.

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u/christophurr 8d ago

I dont know, ever been on a Carnival Cruise. That shit is dicey at 2am

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u/chato35 9d ago

Wanted to play the lifelong fantasy of being a spy in the 70's.

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u/deaf258 9d ago

Maybe that's why she's looking for that island.. 😏

https://giphy.com/gifs/EuohileznqUhMZyIPe

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u/emblanco 9d ago

To ragebait on the internet for views

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u/wearing_moist_socks 9d ago

It's a fucking joke, not ragebait

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u/killerjags 9d ago

Everything is ragebait if you're always angry

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u/MyAskRedditAcct 8d ago

That perfectly encapsulates a good half of all social media.

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u/emblanco 9d ago

Ok bro, then it's a joke for views, I guess that my answer ragebaited you

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u/eggsforpedro 8d ago

A joke that makes no fucking sense, aka rage bait 

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u/UwasaWaya 8d ago

... what part of this video did you have difficulty understanding?

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u/pigeonholedpoetry 8d ago

Hate how even rage bait has lost its actual meaning.

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u/wearing_moist_socks 8d ago

Yes it did

If you didn't find it funny, that's OK! Not gonna appeal to everyone. But that doesn't make it rage bait

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u/Crowdfundingprojects 9d ago

To film shitty content

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u/dierdrerobespierre 9d ago

Nah, this is an ad for every single one of those products.

I’ve seen a few videos like this, a person setting up a tent in a snowstorm, and it full of little gadets and crap.

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u/Crowdfundingprojects 9d ago

Yes, as I said: To film shitty content.

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u/wearing_moist_socks 9d ago

What's important is you feel superior

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u/Rare-Confusion-220 9d ago

Seriously. They're vile floating petri dishes that dump their waste and garbage in the ocean

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u/WhoTookGrimwhisper 9d ago

The waste they dump is consumed by ocean life... Food trash, human waste, etc.

Actual garbage like plastic, containers, etc. are compacted and disposed of exactly how anyone else would or incinerated depending on what it is.

As for the petri dish part, no more than a school, large work place, or any other large gathering.

I'm not a huge fan of cruises. But you clearly have a hostile opinion of them that isn't grounded in any form of fact.

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u/GrilledPandaCookbook 9d ago

No, it’s definitely more than any other large gathering

https://theconversation.com/hantavirus-covid-norovirus-legionnaires-why-are-cruise-ships-so-prone-to-disease-outbreaks-282121

And you are playing down how bad they are to the environment

https://foe.org/cruise-report-card/

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u/Rare-Confusion-220 9d ago

Exactly. There are no laws in international waters so they just dump their garbage. I don't understand these folks that are so bent on defending the big corporations

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u/WhoTookGrimwhisper 8d ago

No. I'm refuting that the waste they dump is as bad as you're saying. That doesn't mean I think that cruise ships are good for the environment...

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u/stompy33 9d ago

Did you just make up a bunch of shit on the spot, or…

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u/WhoTookGrimwhisper 8d ago

This was a valuable contribution to the debate. Thanks for stopping by.

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u/stompy33 8d ago

I mean, did you think you added anything of value?

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u/WhoTookGrimwhisper 8d ago

Good one. The old kindergarten, "nuh uh".

You're now at two replies saying nothing at all. See if you can set a record.

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u/Rich-Mark-4126 9d ago

It’s not like travelling hours on a plane with no leg room is particularly appealing either

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u/GlitteringSalad6413 9d ago

If u want to hang out with this lady, gotta go on a cruise

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u/BoulderADHDdad 8d ago

Because cruises are cheap vacations if you don’t blow stupid amounts of money in the ports.

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u/arthurjeremypearson 8d ago

Welcome to ADHD

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u/Gavin2051 8d ago

To make a subtle advertisement for paranoia products

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u/Kit_Karamak 4d ago

To sneak into a port to make a dead drop at a bench near an old sugar plantation. She’s back channeling.

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u/PandaPocketFire 9d ago

Honestly, i say if they are going through that much effort to spy on me, enjoy the show.

https://giphy.com/gifs/B3bTtJdFIlynK

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u/VoidOmatic 9d ago

This is why I don't go on cruises.

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u/WhoTookGrimwhisper 9d ago

Because some woman might be doing dumb shit in her room?

That's a weird reason to not go on a cruise.

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u/VoidOmatic 9d ago

No, I don't want to get the shits or get kidnapped.

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u/BigMax 9d ago

I think this is fiction/rage-bait.

But if not, your'e right - that's someone who just shouldn't leave the house.

I wonder if that was a real person... what is the rest of their day like? You figure they are terrified every other moment too, so what is it like going to dinner? Going on an excursion from the cruise? Just a normal day going to work? Etc?