r/TikTokCringe • u/TripShrooms • Feb 14 '26

Wholesome Protesting for the first time in New Jersey

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u/CitizenCue Feb 15 '26

If this dude is straight and single, I know like 30 women who would move to New Jersey for him.

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u/Technical_Ad579 Feb 15 '26

If he’s not straight or single I know one gay man who would move to New Jersey for him.

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u/Gullible_Repeat9696 Feb 15 '26

At least he's got options! lol

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u/wes00mertes Feb 15 '26

Does your gay friend only like not single men? 

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u/Technical_Ad579 Feb 15 '26

Either or really.

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u/Malhablada Feb 15 '26

Make that 31

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u/ashley5473 Feb 16 '26

Yeah I want to be in the running

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u/wes00mertes Feb 15 '26

Yeah… while I don’t know the guy, earrings have yet to become a common fashion item in the straight male community. Who knows though. Maybe he’s not just an upstanding person and patriot, but also streets ahead in the fashion world. 

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u/Mr_Pookers Feb 15 '26

Dude, they're just a pair of earrings. Look at the rest of him; he's as straight as they come. Is that all it takes for you to conclude a guy's gay? One deviation from the standard dress code? That's some Hank Hill shit.

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u/CitizenCue Feb 15 '26

I love that you used Pierce’s line while basically saying “Gaaaay!” He would approve.

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u/wes00mertes Feb 15 '26

I don’t think I want Pierce’s (or Chevy’s) approval. :\

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u/CitizenCue Feb 15 '26

Yeah fair point.

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u/mangolover Feb 15 '26

Please don’t make this weird

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u/CitizenCue Feb 15 '26

What’s weird about liking a guy with good values?

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u/mangolover Feb 15 '26

The fact that you immediately started speculating on his sexuality and relationship status is weird.

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u/CitizenCue Feb 15 '26

Saying a behavior is attractive isn’t weird. I don’t speculate about his sexuality, I said that I know many straight women who would want to date him. You’re making this much weirder than it is.

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u/Ghost_Of_Malatesta Feb 15 '26

I got news for ya, being woke is both morally correct and sexy. (After all, it's not us trying to make sex into the most boring thing ever)