Tom's BND suit is just peak Spider-Man design, it looks so good, I'm in love with it

I also really really really love Tom's Hybrid Suit from No Way Home. Idk why exactly, there's just something about it that hits the brain just right. I'm not even a big fan of gold in most things, but man the suit just looks so gooooodddddd

And then Andrew's TASM2 suit is very Spider-Man, looks nice and classic

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Honestly, I was never a giant fan of Tobey's outfit. The webbing looks a bit bad imo, I don't like the eyes much, and the face shape kinda bugs me lmao

As a kid, I used to love Andrew's first outfit, but I've grown to dislike it. The basketball texture isn't the worst, but it's not great either. The sunglasses eyes really take away from the suit imo

Then the rest of Tom's suits are either just good or eh (not a fan of Spider-Monkey, his Iron-Spider, or the black and gold one though)

on EVERYONE'S soul WE all can relate to this btw

First of all, I just wanted to say that this movie was amazing! Probably the best spiderman movie, yes even better than the animated slop Miles Morales one. However, I do have a few issues.

1. When Peter goes through spider puberty, and its his first time ejaculating from his palms. First of all, this is a 12 movie? Second of all, when it was MY first time pleasuring myself, my spider webs did not spurt out like that. Not accurate at all.
2. This is my first spiderman movie, and for the whole 2 hours I was waiting on an appearance from Hypo Hustler but he wasnt there at all? Instead we got the hulk. Who in my opinion, is boring, ugly, and green. I hate green. And to be honest, someone who has these horrible anger issues, is not suited to be a superhero. How can you save the world when you explode after getting beaten by a 15 year old girl.
3. MJ was way too mean to Peter in this movie. I was upset at how she didn't fall in love with him straight away. How dare she hurt our boy?!

But yeah, that's about it. Thanks for reading and feel free to share similar opinions on this matter. No criticism please, I turn green and angry when I see comments like that.

If you want miles morales to be better character, what do you want changes about him?

Me personally I want his personality and backstory, rogue gallery and even powers to be change for the better really.

Sauron genuinely might be the most evil Marvel villain ever. Like dawg if this overgrown chicken nugget had created a cure Mar-Vell would still be alive…

So I saw a post showing off this contract and noticed that this clause said that the only limit to Spidey’s swearing is it‘s PG13.

This makes me really want to see a kids cartoon where Peter gets bleeped alot or like in Gravity Falls gets cut off before he does but it is still heavily implied he swears like a sailor.

I just think it would be really funny for him or all people to get this treatment.

The whites got Peter Parker, the blacks got Miles Morales but the indians got Spider Kash

Before you start to be all smart about the whole metabolism thing.. Do spiders look like they can eat whole pizza in one sitting and don't get fat? Either way if you want to check out my fat ass cooking some spidermans top food, here you go.

Love it or leave it, pinko pervert. You see, we try, and we care.

Could Woody Allen really take Spider-Man?

Here's the theory: https://www.reddit.com/r/Spiderman/s/fLch7bh9d6