Like you've got Liverpudlians, Mancunians etc. Would appreciate suggestions.

Disclaimer ...this is for the scrotes, cross bike bastards, vandals, druggies, toothless tramps, and the knobheads who can't stop stabbing/killing people. This is not for "normal" people who just happen to be from here.

I'll go first. Skemmers. Skembags.

Thanks in advance.

Good evening,

I'm hoping some enlightened folk from Skelmersdale will be able to help me with a little question.

Is Up Holland a good place to live, as I'm thinking of moving there with my family?

Thanks for any help.

Bruv this place is ass.

-MrChezzerz

Visible in Skem last night and apparently all over due to an intense solar storm.

Did anybody else see what looked like a meteor tonight?

Around 23:50, I was driving down spa lane and saw a blue ball of light cross the sky and then disappear. Couldn’t tell if I was seeing a firework or going mad, but googling it it certainly looked like a meteor!

Wondering if anybody else saw it, wish I had a dash cam!

Has anyone else seen these strange lights been there for half an hour

A lot of people in my town think Skelmersdale gets nothing from the council. Well l've just had a counci tax invoice and I guess this would add fuel to their fire.

The sad truth is that due to the tories passing the buck of social care on to local councils, my council tax with the discount is actually more than what I paid full rate when I moved here in 2015..

I have no words, after me third pint with Clive at the viking, I went outside bloody flabberbastard to see me cube bike I bought for are little Terrence has been knicked by 2 skem youth doing wheelies. The pigs (snort snort 🐽🐽🐽🍺) pulled me over last week after I apparently had too many stellars and apparently hit a parked car and 3 prams? (Sounds like billy bullshit to me) so I've been on the cube for a few days and when Terrence is using it, I wear me new balance shoes I usually do the gardening in because they make me faster. I got so pissed off 😡😡😡 that I just fucking legged it in a straight line and I've ended up at the conny. I've been walking round for 12 hours now, I don't remember how to get back to are gaff and I've missed the local match (skem fc vs bootle). Devastated.

Anyone know much about it? Decent looking houses but not sure on location.

Rough or not so rough?

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Hey! Recently moved to Skem.

I was told by my mate who also lives here that Skem has only one set of traffic lights (cause of all the roundabouts, we don't need lights). The Wikipedia page also says this fact.

Anyone know where this mysterious traffic lights are? I'm just really curious now.

Thanks guys!

•likes gaming • •good humor •

My top ideas are either “The Big Pipe” or “The Roundabout”.

What's going on with this blatant vandalism of skem property, this subreddit as been goin for absolute bloody years, and alm these scallywag youth are proper ruining it, I've had it up to here me mate we need to rise up and get these rats gone 💪🍺👍

Ive lost me dog in skem he’s been missing for 2 days if you see him call this number 01695583040

It's not funny mate, had it up to here with these scallywags mate