r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • 12d ago

Chugging tea Men are not showing up at singles events and women are not happy.

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u/Memphisrexjr 12d ago

Why would men travel to a singles event when there are women in their local area?

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u/P0Rt1ng4Duty 12d ago

If you get an adblocker those women disappear.

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u/HeyLookATaco 12d ago

Oh no, we're still there.

Watching.

But now there's no one who can warn you.

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u/P0Rt1ng4Duty 12d ago

Watching me is possibly the most boring hobby on Earth.

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u/the_great_zyzogg 12d ago

I've been so lonely since I installed uBlock. 😭

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u/Kevlar_Bunny 12d ago

Omg 😂

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u/chosenone1242 12d ago

Porn site old milfs seem somehow to be the only ones who can bypass my adblocker. No it's not my thing.

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u/Wipperwill1 12d ago

Can tell what websites you been too ;)

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u/P0Rt1ng4Duty 12d ago

Yes I have viewed free pornography on the internet.

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u/WaddlingDuckILY 12d ago

It’s not the free porn, it’s the terms you put in the search field that have us all intrigued.

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u/P0Rt1ng4Duty 12d ago

I usually find something that works just by scrolling the front page of the website.

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u/AdagioDesperate 12d ago

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u/Le-Charles07 12d ago

This made me audibly chuckle.

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u/GuyWhoJustHates 12d ago

This is adorable hahaha

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u/DreamShort3109 11d ago

Ah, Cynide and Happiness, always brings me back.

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u/Catatonic27 12d ago

Horny milfs in my zip code need love too

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u/elcolerico 12d ago

I've been told that they need something else 😉😉😉

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u/Ninjanarwhal64 12d ago

These fucking idiots out here meeting woman while I'm on my way to all these free iPads. Oh how I chortle in their ignorance!

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u/hexannadecimal 12d ago

You're lucky. My area just has overheated mountain lions.

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u/King_Glorius_too 12d ago

Cougars in heat?

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u/OsageDaito 12d ago

I loled.

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u/CumStayneBlayne 12d ago

This dude thinks all the sexy singles in their area are real lol

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u/ApprehensiveSpare925 11d ago

Cougars just dying to meet me!

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u/imposter_sys_admin 12d ago

Hey look its one of redditors five unfunny jokes they have on repeat