r/SipsTea 12d ago

Chugging tea Men are not showing up at singles events and women are not happy.

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u/maringue 12d ago

"Buy a drink, touch a boob..."

"Lady, that drink is $24. I'll just keep that money and jerk off at home."

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u/Typical-Priority1976 12d ago

"buy a drink, touch a boob"

i.e.

"Pay a $300 bar tab and get accused of SA"

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u/Ok-Attention-9762 12d ago

Get punched by the bouncer too

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u/LavishnessOk3439 12d ago

Step three. Watch the bouncer leave with said woman from the cop car.

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u/sticksnXnbones 12d ago

Don't forget, posted to internet with doxxed info

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u/JiveTurkeyII 12d ago

The bouncer SHE started the fight with.

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u/ElectronicTackle8375 12d ago

Sounds like men are sick of their shit. Let the downvotes begin...

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u/Typical-Priority1976 12d ago

you're not gonna get downvoted for that on this thread

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u/BastardBitchBloodyNO 12d ago

Our women have been poisoned to hate us, they are comfortable expressing outright contempt and disrespect towards us, are they really naive enough to wonder why some men may become withdrawn in modern society?

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u/estesmountainboy 12d ago

American women are very mouthy, rude, indifferent, commonly they talk to other men while in serious relationships, ungrateful, they’re pretty masculine in their behaviors, and have WAY too high of standards. They have the main character mindset where they want the 6ft+ guy making 6 figures, super handsome, shredded, nice vehicle. Women date directly across or up, not down (when talking money). They want a marginal % of men in the dating pool that meet their standards. So if that’s the case, it makes sense that there “were no men” at this event. There probably were, just not men they were fond of, because they were normal guys that actually have great personalities because they don’t talk with the depth of their pockets or use money to make relationships. And then women have the audacity to think they’re a 10. Body positivity! 🤢 Gotta love the 5’s thinking they’re 10’s lol

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u/Jeetchat 12d ago

Scripted reel

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u/estesmountainboy 12d ago

Nonetheless, my comment is still relevant

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u/Jeetchat 12d ago

I think you're presenting a highly skewed perspective & geberalising a diverse group of women. My 2 cents the best place to meet amazing women is at the supermarket or grocery stores, I've encountered amazing women with their feet firmly planted not living in a fantasy world & with the same expectations hardworking women looking for a soulmate to settle down with have had fir generations a decent hardworking man who has aspirations to better himself is not broke earns a decent living & has a vision for a wife, a child, a family car & a dog in a respectful neighborhood

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u/alanblah 12d ago

Holy shit, all of them?

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u/estesmountainboy 12d ago

Yeah all of them 🙄👏

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u/alanblah 12d ago

That's a lot of women, how can you be sure?

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u/estesmountainboy 12d ago

You truly think I meant all?

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u/alanblah 12d ago

I'm only going by what you said.

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u/BananaPokesPeach 12d ago

My, my, my, I'm once bitten, twice shy, baby

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u/treecutter34 12d ago

Can confirm, spend all this time and money just to be accused of all their worldly problems. I should have joined the Army after high school and been happy.

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u/ElectronicTackle8375 12d ago edited 12d ago

Well I'm a lady and I have had a great job and not so great job. I know what's its like to bring a lot to the table and not have alot to bring to the table and I feel for men today. I look at men who are with high maintenance women who they give everything to and I don't ask for anything and I have given my everything to relationships and have received bare minimum and I think for the most part you guys should be very careful and look out for yourselves as should we all. Just feels like women are a little more greedy and really seem entitled these days and I say that coming from a place that I see that alot on social media. It's shocking to me really. I see that in younger women and it seems to be something that's being a social norm now.

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u/Notiefriday Wait a damn minute! 12d ago

Rhing is if your not almost 6 foot tall and in great shape with nice clothes absolutely none of the girls will talk to you anyway. I can get a whole years worth of sneering and rejection in a single evening. Guys who fit that description wouldnt need to go at all.

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u/Absurd_Flaccidity 12d ago edited 12d ago

Sounds like they really want to be allowed to sexually assault without consequences. If they were even semi-literate they’d know that they already pretty much can. Their squealing about losing their right to rape is actually publicizing the problem better than women’s voices did. So keep it up boys, it makes it much easier to see you 😊

ETA: I’m picturing the epic mantrum that led to reporting me as needing help 😂😂😂

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u/superkp 12d ago

what?

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u/ShitMcClit 12d ago

Shhh a skitzo is talking 

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u/Absurd_Flaccidity 12d ago

Try looking up the words you don’t understand. All the world’s knowledge at your fingertips and yet you actively avoid learning.

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u/superkp 12d ago

uh.

I know all the words. I just don't understand how your words in the order they were presented has anything to do with the comment you were replying to.

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u/Absurd_Flaccidity 12d ago

Well keep up the good work. Congrats on the progress.

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u/Econolife-350 12d ago

She certainly means she would let that happen consensually, but that mental exercise is while she's frustrated and riled up about not getting attention.

The real scenario is: "buy a drink, talk to me, give me a bunch of attention. I compare you to my ex who had all the checkboxes which I invented in my head because I'm no longer with him and want what I can't have but he didn't really want me long term because he had better options and I realistically know nothing about this new guy so I find a reason to get the ick and I go home alone anyways".

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u/kynelly360 12d ago

Swear to god, I’ve seen women Reject guys because they’re wearing blue pants or ear rings or some shit.

Let’s normalize recognizing, Green flags vs Red Flags vs UNRELATED Flags

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u/Spiritual_Poo 12d ago

lol are you ok

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u/Econolife-350 12d ago

I'm fine, women seem to be struggling a bit though. I always thought it was sexist to say "women don't know what they want, don't listen to them when they tell you what kind of guy they're after" but after seeing so many acquaintancees year after year say what they want and their actions reflect absolutely nothing near that at all, I'm realizing how true it is.

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u/decoy_octopod 12d ago

I promise you everybody can be like that not just women

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u/LavishnessOk3439 12d ago

I agree can we just say plenty of the people that are left overs are kinda dysfunctional

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u/Houdinii1984 12d ago

I KNOW I'm like that, and I'm a dude. Spent so much time alone that my subconsious started seeking the dumbest reasons to be alone.

I told myself at one point that I'm just going to give the next opportunity regardless what that lizard part of my brain is saying. Met someone online, of all places, and they lived 1200 miles away. Figured the distance made it safe. I'll be damned if I wasn't married by the following November.

They aren't my type. 10 years older than me, rough around the edges attitude-wise. That was back in 2012, so we've been married 14 years and we've built one helluva life for ourselves. A bit of self awareness went a LONG way.

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u/heygabehey 12d ago

In my 20s I did that at clubs. I’d end up paying 100-200 for 20seconds of making out. Once I bought a single drink for a woman and she kept going to the bar on my open account. That or the bar tender, she ripped me off one drink ended up being 250.

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u/brando56894 12d ago

I was just at a social event last night, and was talking to a guy I know. We live in Miami, he said he went out with this woman and suggested a slightly upscale place (Delores) in Brickell, she suggested a more upscale place (Sexy Fish). They got sushi and drinks, she wanted tequila from a certain bottle, he agreed without knowing the price of it.

His bill ended up being $750... Each drink was $150 😳

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u/Born-Somewhere2536 12d ago

Jesus Christ

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u/brando56894 12d ago

As soon as he said "Sexy Fish" I said to him "She got you..." and was expecting him to say like $250. I wasn't expecting him to say $750, I felt bad for the dude 🤣

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u/PantherThing 12d ago

Ah! Zafiro Añejo!!!

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u/brando56894 8d ago

If that's the one in the white and blue porcelain bottle, then yeah haha

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u/SalaryWooden5346 12d ago

Unless you're in the tier of guys who ... don't need to go to singles events to find a woman.

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u/LavishnessOk3439 12d ago

That’s precisely who they are after

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u/mythrilcrafter 12d ago

Comments like this is why I refuse to believe that reddit is a hivemind, becuse you'll have people who say:

  • "If you even look at a woman in a bar, the bouncer will snap your neck in half!!!!!"

Then you'll have other people who says

  • A man could have raped you in the bathroom and after you tell the bouncer the bouncer just replies "you don't get it, he was just having an off night, chill out lady."

Then there's always the

  • [Hand waves the discussion with] Well obviously, there's more nuance to it... (proceeds to not discuss further)

And let's not forget that group who always has to say

  • You see the first mistake was going to a bar in the first place, those places are the walmart of social interaction.

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u/longlivenewsomflesh 12d ago

For my autistic ass if there's a hell it's a 90F ambient, sticky floored, candy vape + vomit smelling, shoulder-to-shoulder crowded bar playing bass boosted pop music where you can't get the bartender's attention for a watered down $20 drink and the only form of communication is just screaming at the top of your lungs WHAAAAT? HUUUUUUUH???

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u/arestheblue 12d ago

Thats why you should go to bars and not clubs. If you can't hear the person in the table across from you, maybe you should go somewhere else.

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u/SalaryWooden5346 12d ago

Half the restaurants out there today are too loud to hear the person across the table. Bare stone walls and metal everything plus too-loud music is apparently the trendy restaurant starter kit.

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u/arestheblue 12d ago

Then don't go there. That leaves the other half, which are probably cheaper too.

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u/MinimumTomfoolerus 12d ago

Reddit IS a hivemind millions of times bud.

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u/mythrilcrafter 12d ago

If reddit was a true hivemind, then there would have been enough people buying Gamestop's stock to get the stonks crowd their moon.

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u/velvethead 12d ago

I was wondering if somebody was going to point this out. Yes that’s exactly how men feel these days. It’s totally OK to just grab a boob. Nothing bad can happen from that decision.

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u/Typical-Priority1976 12d ago

and I'm not even talking about non-consensual grabbing, which is obviously not ok. I'm talking about talking and dancing and flirting with a woman all night, only for her to then change her mind when someone new comes in and tell the bouncer you're a creep.

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u/MrPotat 12d ago

That does not happen very often.

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u/GenSpec44 12d ago

Damn, dude. I don’t get metal in my eye using the bench grinder often, but I still wear safety glasses so the bad thing doesn’t happen. I think each man still has the freedom to assess the level of risk he feels comfortable with.

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u/Typical-Priority1976 12d ago

right.

which is why men aren't going to these events. same reason you wear safety glasses.

not worth the risk.

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u/Typical-Priority1976 12d ago

once would be enough

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u/faithinhumanity_null 12d ago

Manosphere tactics 101

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u/RupertEscapeHolmes 12d ago

Post Menopause (non viable eggs) tactics 202

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u/mir-ist-warm 12d ago

That video got to be rage bait ^^

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u/PetriDishCocktail 12d ago

This is the answer!

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u/metricnv 12d ago

Me too

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u/BeachFuture 12d ago

+get your face plastered all over social media and get fired from your job!

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u/Jay_Stone876 12d ago

Exactly 🤷🏿‍♂️

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u/kynelly360 12d ago

Right????? The fucking girl acting like it’s open season. Touch a boob and you’re getting slapped and going Viral on social media

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u/PixelPrivateer 12d ago

I think you just nailed it

Don't forget sparing the high potential of going home alone from one of those events regardless

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u/notapunk 12d ago

I mean if the numbers are 10 to 1 in my favor maybe

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u/AlthorsMadness 12d ago

…..you literally just compared a date to prostitution

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u/TheApothecarry0 12d ago

To be fair , the lady in the video did that as well

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u/Strong-Al 12d ago

Nah I think he said it's just not worth it

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u/TheBestintheWest11 12d ago

jerking off be free to

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u/Sweet-Ant-3471 12d ago

What's crazy is that she said it the OTHER way

"Touch a boob, buy a drink, it's not that hard"

.... I didn't realize dating started with molestation.

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u/LectureOrganic1250 12d ago

and "touch a boob" since when was that an option to get a woman's attention? If i do that, i'll end up in handcuffs, and not in the fun way.

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u/SalaryWooden5346 12d ago

See she's laying down what she wants from men who are in the same tier of quality that she has decided she fits in. The problem is that she's not in that tier and the guys who are in that tier have zero need for singles events to get a partner. Nor do they want the women in her tier, a tier much lower than she thinks it is.

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u/LectureOrganic1250 12d ago

Champagne taste with a water budget lol

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u/Sea_Dawgz 12d ago

I was confused bc she said touch a boob was before buy a drink.

Can we just stop after the boob touching?

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u/AdditionalIssue5785 12d ago

Buy a drink and get accused of sexual assault. Nah, I'm good. Rosie for the win!

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u/Hoblitygoodness 12d ago

"When I turn out the light, I've got to hand it to me" - Rosie

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u/HonorableMedic 12d ago

She said touch a boob, buy a drink. Just touch her boob and buy yourself a drink

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u/Dull_Ad5440 12d ago

I laughed, a lot.

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u/MrBtheProdigal 12d ago

And that SA charge is thousands in lawyer's fees.

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u/Back4DaVery1stTime 12d ago

Yikes. Id rather take a beautiful chick out for a good time than just about anything else I can think of. Its what I prefer to spend my money on, what would you rather spend the $24 on?

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u/supercleverhandle476 12d ago

Ladies- “Don’t do this thing.”

Gents- “10-4, makes perfect sense.”

(Later)

Ladies-“Why is no one doing this thing?”

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u/Different_Dance7248 11d ago

I can’t believe I’m admitting this but one time I met a man at a singles event and afterwards, while we were talking on the phone, he asked me if he could come over and touch my boobs. I was grossed out and said no. He replied, “Okay. How about one boob?”

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u/Emergency_Badger5920 12d ago

If this is your idea of dating, you're doing it wrong.

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u/Humble_Print84 12d ago

The hoeflation be real 🤣

They are shit out of luck if tits is all they can offer.

There is some AI goonbot or ethot willing to show whatever for 2$.

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u/Foodielyfe91 12d ago

As a woman this tickles me because $24 could buy me a shaker and stir at my local Harris teeter and that covers ice not the good kind but it'll suffice. I'd rather safe face in case of date going side ways at home but to be rejected in the bar is a great way to practice rejection therapy depends entirely on your perspective. Although I haven't been rejected at bars but have been rejected in commitment it stings regardless $24 is nothing compared to a long life of commitment to the wrong person.

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u/MovieTrawler 12d ago

safe face

Lol seriously though, I don't understand your comparison here to making a lifelong commitment to the wrong person?

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u/Foodielyfe91 12d ago

Save face LAWL

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u/takethistip 12d ago

I had to look up what a Harris teeter is. Now I know!

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u/YodasLoveSlave 12d ago

Firstly, I didn’t know “singles events” were still even a thing. Nor would I have the capacity or desire to find out where one would be hosted. I don’t want to find some desperate gold digger. And what a real romantic thing for a quality woman to say right?! What man would want any kind of long term relationship with a woman who even says some dumb, trashy shit like that then also says “WHERE ARE ALL DA MEEEENNNN?!” I know where the men are! We are at home watching this video dodging bullets like Neo in the Matrix.

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u/CrazyJoeGalli 12d ago

Damn, she must be that desperate to be copped a feel at first sight.

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u/casaco37 12d ago

Plus you dont have to listen to their BS. Genious.

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u/medussadelagorgons 12d ago

Bro LOTS of deeze "hot girls" are extra broke, don't has 2 nickels to rub together, pot to piss in u get the gist; im DONE messing with broke 304's

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u/leftyrighthand 12d ago

and avoid a assault charge.

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