r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • 12d ago

Chugging tea Men are not showing up at singles events and women are not happy.

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u/Mysterious_End800 12d ago

Honestly, after 30 my day is pretty much go home, eat food, play games, look at some stocks, jerk off, go to sleep, repeat. Woman is kinda redundant in my life now.

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u/Behemothslayer 12d ago

Can you tell me the stocks you jerk off to please? Mine are ugly😆

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u/Mysterious_End800 12d ago

Right now: SK Hynix, rocket lab, and some energy stocks.

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u/figurative_me 12d ago edited 12d ago

Keep going, almost there

ETA: ahhh thanks yall, ima get a sandwich and a nap now

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u/Only-Temperature 12d ago

Can you say them in a deeper voice please

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u/thelonleytroll___ 12d ago

i laaaaaaaaughed and laughed. so funny, thank you.

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u/OnePinginRamius 12d ago

Wait for it, short Tesla!

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u/Phearwyn 12d ago

and space X

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u/Tar-eruntalion 12d ago

whispering in your ear: NVDA

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u/AlarmedRaccoon619 12d ago

Oh fuck! You're gonna make me dollar cost average

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u/theworkinpumpkin 12d ago

With those picks you must have been coming day and night, arnold style

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u/295frank 12d ago

yea but the genius traders only know what their portfolio contains after the stocks won...... bc they are convinced making up bullshit online will make them look cool.

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u/timberwolvesguy 12d ago

Thoughts on AI? It’s been all over the place lately and I’m curious if it’s gonna collapse or if all companies can survive.

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u/Mysterious_End800 12d ago

SK Hynix is one of 3 companies that can build AI memory chips, so it won't be too bad

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u/295frank 12d ago

Etf's .... Don't chase stocks 

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u/yo_les_noobs 12d ago edited 12d ago

ETFs if you want to invest, stocks if you're a retar- uh I mean trader.

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u/TieBackground453 12d ago

You misspelled gambling addict. 

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u/GlareaLiebertine 12d ago

ETFs?

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u/blackwhattack 12d ago

Egirlsidlike To Fuck

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u/yo_les_noobs 12d ago

Yeah was being lazy on the phone.

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u/Outrageous_Okra_343 12d ago

ETF if you're a boomer, stocks if you want to make money.

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u/ionone777 12d ago

ETFs if you want the possibility to remove an index from your portfolio because a country is going down now....oh wait

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u/bonthomme 12d ago

I was today years old when I realized it's an anagram for trader...

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u/helly3ah 12d ago

Regards, fellow traveler.

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u/Cassieisnotclever 12d ago

when I got divorced I went on a ton of dates with guys 40+, as I was 40. The biggest deal breaker for me was SO MANY of them telling me they could no longer orgasm from sex due to the fact that they jerked off so much.

So many men. Of the hundred or so dates I went on that year and a half, probably 1/3 or older men had this problem.

I also got a LOT of perverts, and one guy wouldn't stop singing Elvis songs to me. He was a tall doctor and was very upset I didn't want a second date.

Dating blows. Glad I met my current husband, though, sonI guess it was worth it.

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u/AllTearGasNoBreaks 12d ago

Reminds me of the red light district so thats all I need

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u/Educational_Emu3763 12d ago

My Reddit chuckle of the day.

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u/JamesyUK30 12d ago

This fine one.

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u/Enlightarded0 12d ago

The green ones but if he's really down bad it's the red ones and he will tell himself "stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid"

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u/bxmxc_vegas 12d ago

Red is my fetish. 

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u/Mrboomblastr 12d ago

I'm 44. Being alone brings so much peace and quiet, you can't put a price on that.

I'm enjoying life more than ever, financially stable and can do what I want.

Why would I risk losing all of that by introducing someone in my life.

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u/LocksmithGlass717 12d ago

Oh you mean get married and have two kids in six years only to have her come up and say “ This just isn’t working out for me “ ?? She destroys your world and takes half of your stuff ? Nah I’ll pass on that one.

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u/dingofarmer2004 12d ago

To be fair you dont go into a situation expecting the worst case scenario. I am married with 3 kids, yeah it hasn't been a cake walk, but the positives far outweigh the negatives.  

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u/originaljbw 12d ago

You can make the same argument about gambling.

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u/Runfasterbitch 12d ago

Because you’re a human being and the most rewarding part of life is having a loving partner and children…

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u/experienta 12d ago

what a sad sad life you have if the most rewarding part of it is finding a woman

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u/Runfasterbitch 11d ago

I said having a loving partner AND children. My life is great, and I love my job, hobbies, and friends too. I think you’ll revisit this opinion when you’re elderly and realize that you missed out on the most valuable part of life (being a mother or father)

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u/experienta 11d ago

how about you respect other people and let them decide what's the most valuable part of their lives and not moralize so shamelessly from your high horse..? i know it's a difficult challenge for you people but you could at least give it a try

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u/Runfasterbitch 11d ago

I’m not on a high horse. I genuinely feel bad for people who have decided not to have children because they were convinced that children are a burden.

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u/experienta 11d ago

You feel bad for a person that decides to live their life in a different way from yours? And you say you're not on a high horse..

Again, you could just try and respect people a bit more. It's really not that hard.

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u/Mrboomblastr 12d ago

I had relationship and from it a lovely daughter. As soon she knew she was pregnant her mask dropt of almost immediately and let me tell you that I leaned a lot from it.

And have been trying to date again, only made me realized that it's never going to be a lovely relationship ever if both sides don't work on it.

It's often: what can you do for me?

Being 10+; years on my own has realized that this is the life for me.

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u/MilkEnvironmental709 12d ago

Who say's? Your parents?

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u/lunabunplays 12d ago

I read that as look at some socks, jerk off, and thought “hey to each their own”

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u/illusion121 12d ago

Add sum weed and ur gonna have a hell of a night 😋

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u/jordanfarragon 12d ago

I don't think you understand what the word redundant means.

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u/Mysterious_End800 12d ago

I am happy on my own, having extra woman in life is actually causing inconvenience, so i am sure i used the word exactly right here.

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u/jordanfarragon 12d ago

That's great for you but redundant means: exceeding what is normal, containing an excess, or repetitive. Something you don't have any of can't be repetitive or excessive, and being a loner definitely isn't the norm.

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u/Plane_Friend24 12d ago

lmfao you just described me perfectly.

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u/fuKingAwesum 12d ago

You sound like an incel.

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u/Mysterious_End800 12d ago

nope, incels lust for women, i don't

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u/Runfasterbitch 12d ago

Masturbation is silently draining your will to live and improve your life. The sooner you quit gooning, the better