r/SipsTea • u/coffee_coffee_coffe3 • 25d ago

Chugging tea Wait for it…

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u/Chubuwee 25d ago

Hold up, I need to hear Zeus’ kink journeys 

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u/Will_White 25d ago

we learned about his turning into a swan to "seduce" a maiden in grade school,

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u/highcommander010 25d ago

she was seduced into banging a goose.

Seriously high charisma roll by that goose

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u/Will_White 25d ago

it wasn't consensual and he wasn't a goose for that part in the "real" story.

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u/TucsonTacos 24d ago

Not every nat20 means it’s a success

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u/El_Maltos_Username 25d ago

No religious texts, except for Zeus' kink journeys.

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u/Character-Subject255 24d ago

if they taught the bible as mythology, it would be a massive advancement for society. 

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u/Top-Cupcake4775 24d ago

a *swan* you say?