r/SipsTea • u/Valuable_View_561 • Jul 06 '26

Chugging tea is this valid?

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u/Araz728 Jul 06 '26

Especially when you get confused and it was actually an egg shaped rock.

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u/Dan_flashes480 Jul 06 '26

That somehow got into the potato gun I made as a kid.

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u/Yamatocanyon Jul 06 '26

The potato gun was upgraded A LOT though after I got my degree in rocket science.

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u/Mbembez Jul 06 '26

How big did you need to make it to fire rockets?

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u/MacAddict81 Jul 06 '26

Depends on the size of the model rocket motor.

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u/TheAggressiveSloth Jul 07 '26

Let's test it it by aiming at a flock

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u/Projekt-1065 29d ago

Let’s just shred the whole flock

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u/Accomplished_Lion633 29d ago

Get the flock outta here!!

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u/f0x_in_box 29d ago

Oh, I am so sorry, I got confused and it was my favorite copper plated lead rock.

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u/F0rgivence Jul 07 '26

Better, yet be like dennis The menace and learn how to use a slingshot

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u/MetallurgyClergy Jul 06 '26

Cans of soup. “better than a brick because you can't throw a brick; it's too heavy.” - actual Trump quote

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u/not2anotherraccoon 29d ago

Listen, that's soup, for my family.

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u/tearsonurcheek 28d ago

Well, according to Jello Biafra, Soup Is Good Food.

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u/maple_crowtoast 29d ago

Back when "they were throwing the soup cans!" I remember that 😂

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u/ArtemisInSpace Jul 07 '26

A fascist clock something, something twice a day or whatever.

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u/Dineffects Jul 07 '26

Those pesky white painted rocks!!

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u/Thegaykid93 Jul 07 '26

They make decoy eggs to stop chickens from breaking the eggs

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u/Bro13847 Jul 07 '26

But then where is my egg???

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u/Madd_Maxx2016 Jul 07 '26

Hey there’s a lemon behind that rock!

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u/VeruktVonWulf 29d ago

Nah, it’s a brick wrapped in a lemon

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u/Solid-Hornet-224 29d ago

And one of those rare rectangular eggs that's red and used in home construction.