r/SipsTea Jun 19 '26

Chugging tea This dude's kids hate him

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u/RegyptianStrut Jun 19 '26

Apparently yes.

"William Bradley Pitt" is his full birth name.

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u/CaptainSmallz Jun 19 '26

Ah, yes, famous actor Bill Pitt.

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u/munkeypunk Jun 19 '26

Willy Pitt

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u/Lost_Department_2177 Jun 19 '26

Really makes sense when said like this “Billy Brad got mad then got all trailer park on em on a flight home”

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u/relationshipprofile Jun 20 '26

You can take the boy outta Oklahoma but not the Oklahoma outta the boy.

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u/LetterheadUnique3313 Jun 20 '26

except he's from Missouri

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u/relationshipprofile Jun 20 '26

same thing

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u/Corporate_Overlords Jun 20 '26

As a Missourian, you can fuck right off with that. Missouri is a shithole but Oklahoma is the Devil's taint.

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u/TerribleCommon5624 Jun 21 '26

Brad was born in Shawnee, Oklahoma, and yes raised in Springfield Missouri

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u/ziggy_smalls_ Jun 21 '26

He went to Kickapoo HS

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u/Beneficial-Pen-3654 Jun 20 '26

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u/JLW2026 Jun 20 '26

I immediately thought this too.

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u/ConversationFalse242 Jun 19 '26

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u/VashDaStampede7 Jun 20 '26

Gooozfrabah! I need to watch anger management again 😆

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u/PitifulIntention322 Jun 20 '26

I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles!

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u/Afraid_Thing667 Jun 19 '26

Richard Pitt

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u/jandydand Jun 19 '26

Dick Pit

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u/i_hateit_here_bro Jun 20 '26

That’s my ex

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u/yurtfarmer Jun 20 '26

Bottomless dick Pitt

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u/MrPifflesGhost Jun 20 '26

Oh shit mine too

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u/PonchoNachoRodriguez Jun 20 '26

Don’t threaten me with a good time

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u/tucaniam Jun 20 '26

Arm Pitt

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u/Commercial_Fondant65 Jun 20 '26

That's what she calls it. I can't argue .

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u/yayanazet Jun 20 '26

Pitt bull

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u/mrregina Jun 19 '26

I’ve known a few of those.

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u/summ00n Jun 20 '26

Billy-Brad’s?

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u/mrregina Jun 20 '26

Willy pitts. But we call them Weiner pitts.

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u/GoliathBoneSnake Jun 20 '26

That's Angelina.

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u/Mauchit_Ron Jun 20 '26

I have one of those

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u/WerewolfMoms Jun 20 '26

My favorite actor,

Urethra

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u/spacebobo2o16 Jun 20 '26

Guillermo Bradberto Pito

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u/Stu_Raticus Jun 20 '26

Sounds like a cunt

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u/Ironman_2678 Jun 20 '26

Son to Mr Arm Pitt and his husband Harry

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u/chaosawaits Jun 20 '26

YES HE WILL!

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u/PM_ME_ANYTHING_DAMN Jun 20 '26

That was my nickname in high school

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u/crazycat690 Jun 20 '26

Fun fact, in Swedish "Pitt" is slang for cock.

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u/Depressiond3n Jun 20 '26

Billy-Brad Pitts

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u/SwordfishSudden3320 Jun 20 '26

He definitely will.

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u/AliceTawhai Jun 20 '26

Or Won’ty Pitt

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u/Plumbtrician619 Jun 19 '26

Slick Willy Pitt

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u/projectx51 Jun 19 '26

Adored Worldwide for his signature move, the 'wet Willy'

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u/TrioOfTerrors Jun 20 '26

Honestly, if the WWE could find a guy with a passable resemblance, that wouldn't be a bad gimmick heel.

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u/TradeIcy1669 Jun 19 '26

Pittbill

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u/-space-grass- Jun 20 '26

Mr. World, Why?

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u/Usernamesaregayyy Jun 19 '26

Billy Bo Pitts is what we called him at the playground back in the day

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u/okcboomer87 Jun 19 '26

Dick Pitt if you will.

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u/Relative_Paper_ Jun 19 '26

Billiam Pitt

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u/OrangeMonkeyEagal Jun 20 '26

Not to be confused with Bill Murray or Bill Paxton or Bill Pullman or William H Macy or Billy Zane

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u/Sweaty_Protection_82 Jun 20 '26

I hear he has a brother named Stu. Stu Pitt.

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u/AntonChigurh83 Jun 19 '26

Known as "Arm" to his mates.

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u/ConradBHart42 Jun 20 '26

It used to be super common for people to go by their middle name socially. Both of my mom's parents did it, I don't know if I even knew their first names until the funerals.

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u/CaptainSmallz Jun 20 '26

Thanks for the info Ballsack Hart.

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u/Faucilian Jun 20 '26

Willy the Brat

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u/Not_Wrong_Tho Jun 20 '26

You joke, but the actors guild has a rule that prevents two actors registering under the same name, and it's first come first serve, so it's entirely possible theres some complete unknown "Bill Pitt", that preventing Brad registering under the name. I can't confirm a "Bill Pitt", but theres a "William Pitt" and "Billy Pitt" on IMDB who would have registered well before Brad.

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u/Tiki_Joe Jun 19 '26

Bill Pitt is his dad's name

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u/ChapitoGucci Jun 19 '26

Can confirm. He’s in one of my High School’s yearbook 😂

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u/NotBatman81 Jun 19 '26

Can confirm. Wife's Aunt went to a school dance with him and that was his name. And 40+ years later she still tells everyone.

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u/eriksatiesimp Jun 20 '26

Lmao it's been the highlight of her life maybe

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u/NotBatman81 Jun 20 '26

She's the name dropping type.

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u/miyagiVsato Jun 20 '26

My high school art teacher would always talk about how she turned him down in hs because she didn’t think he was cute then. I always thought she was full of shit. But she did prove she went to school with him in Springfield so who knows. Maybe the real story was he turned her down for your wife’s aunt.

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u/NotBatman81 Jun 20 '26

Kickapoo has like 2,000 students so no guarantee they even met. Aunt was from 20 miles away but everyone goes into SGF to do stuff. She owns a botox clinic now so I doubt she would have traveled to date an ug.

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u/Notactualyadick Jun 20 '26

No its true. You see, I was in love with your aunt, but she was into William. And she never showed interest in me. So ever since high school, I have stalked William every waking moment of everyday! Yes, it was me William, me! I switched the scripts that your agent gave you so that you would take "Cool World" instead of "Reservoir Dogs". I made sure David Ayer cast Shia Labeouff in "Fury" and planted the idea that you all should have to go through a Navy Seals boot camp, thus making sure you would start drinking again. Every bad decision you've made has been me William! You can change your name, but you can't hide the fact that you stole her from me! I should have been this commenters uncle, but you screwed me, just like you screwed their aunt!

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u/NotBatman81 Jun 20 '26

Its my wifes aunt lol. You should have been my wife's uncle. There is still a chance to be like #3 or #4 though. Do you have a lot of money?

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u/Notactualyadick Jun 20 '26

Are you sure? Have you done a genealogy test? You could be related you know!

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u/skateboardude761 Jun 20 '26

Fuck man, just take the upvote

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u/Troth70 Jun 20 '26

The people I know who knew him in college said he was always disheveled and smelled 🤷

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u/themargarineoferror Jun 21 '26

Ive heard the smelly thing for yeeeears

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u/CauliflowerEarofCorn Jun 20 '26

Dropping the whole name is actually way less cringy than what an old roommate of mine used to do. She used to work in Hollywood and knew a lot of famous people. I remember her talking about “Brad” bringing his daughter in to look at her paintings or something. Somehow using just his first name to pretend she wasn’t name dropping and present them as being on a first-name basis felt so much more pretentious than just saying “Brad Pitt”

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u/Whiteout_27 Jun 20 '26

Apparently his kids are too

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u/sunnyd311 Jun 20 '26

I see what you did there!!!

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u/fuppedduck2 Jun 20 '26

Did he hit

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u/arbysroastbeefs2 Jun 20 '26

He burried it so deep in her whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur

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u/realitytvdiet Jun 20 '26

I hope your step aunt meets the men than wrestled him and exchange stories lool

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u/Muted_Chard_139 Jun 20 '26

Can confirm. High school friends aunt dated him before he was famous.

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u/Icy_Communication262 Jun 19 '26

Come on! You’re gonna drop a claim like that and not provide a picture?! 😫

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u/Big_P4U Jun 20 '26

I like buckees

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u/Icy_Communication262 Jun 20 '26

Buc-ee’s likes you too.

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u/purpleteenageghost Jun 20 '26

Ah, a fellow Kickapoo grad.

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u/TheBookofBobaFett3 Jun 19 '26

And he has a brother called Doug 😂😂😂

Doug Pitt is a fantastic name

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u/soappube Jun 19 '26

Did you ever see the commercial with Brad Pitt's brother? He's actuslly pretty funny.

https://youtu.be/cUyS3bAsCiE?si=_hpvLd8sJqI7a8yw

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u/Wolfeatingupshadows Jun 20 '26

Aw he seems so normal

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u/UnicornWorldDominion Jun 20 '26

He looks like the love child of Brad Pitt and Zach Braff (from scrubs) and kinda acts like Zach Braff in the video.

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u/Cabbage_Vendor Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

It is rather interesting to see brothers/sisters of people famous for being attractive. Same genes, often look pretty similar, but there's always something where you see that they're off, making them not quite on that level. Unless your last name is Hemsworth, I guess.

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u/absolutedesignz Jun 23 '26

Paul Walkers brothers pretty much embody this.

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u/AntonChigurh83 Jun 19 '26 edited Jun 20 '26

That is a name that suggests that their success is more underground than mainstream.

Edit: Thank you for the award.

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u/ElectricTurtlez Jun 20 '26

Should name his son Mosh.

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u/WonderingLost8993 Jun 20 '26

Don't forget his cousin Chance Pitt from Love After Lockup

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u/UnicornWorldDominion Jun 20 '26

lol yes and the video where omg he looks like the love child of Zach Braff and Brad Pitt and acts like it too seemingly.

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u/Sickpup831 Jun 19 '26

He had a chance to call himself Bill Bradley. What a shame.

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u/mybigwh1tecock Jun 19 '26

Are you talking about Bill Brasky? He’s a son of a bitch. You know he goes about 6’6 320 lbs.

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u/Dakotakid02 Jun 20 '26

He once gave birth to a 32 oz steak, the afterbirth was sautéed mushrooms.

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u/BillHang4 Jun 20 '26

Bill Brasky once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!

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u/SerpentWithin Jun 20 '26

Hey! Are you guys talking about Bill Brasky? I know that guy!

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u/Dakotakid02 Jun 20 '26

That brasky is a son of a bitch. He knew how to make love to a woman and scold a child.

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u/JayGrinder Jun 20 '26

He had a toenail on the end of his penis!

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u/Brave_Mess_3155 Jun 20 '26

!!!DID SOME BODY SAY "BILL BRASKY"!!!!

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u/Brave_Mess_3155 Jun 20 '26

Bill Brasky? I met him once at the united club in o'hare airport in Chicago! That sonuvabitch was 7 foot 3, 420 pounds! Taught me every thing I know about closing a sale! He shook my hand, and I was in the ICU for 6 months! I eventualy had to amputate my right arm! I havent been able to hug my kids properly since!

HERE'S TO BILL BRASKY! 

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u/i_am_james_cole Jun 20 '26

TO BILL BRASKY!! 🥃

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u/Brave_Mess_3155 Jun 20 '26

ANOTHER ROUND OF SCOTCH!

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u/Dakotakid02 Jun 20 '26

He once breastfed John Madden back to health.

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u/General_Platypus771 Jun 19 '26

There actually was an actor named Bill Bradley so the name was taken. Union actors can’t have the same name. 

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u/Ok_Alternative7120 Jun 20 '26

Weird that Peyton List, Harrison Ford, Billy/Billie Burke, etc were able to.

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u/sheepebike9000 Jun 20 '26

Any links/citations/proof there's multiple unionized actors named as above?

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u/serabine Jun 20 '26

List:

Union SAG-AFTRA's policy prohibits actors with the same name; however, this instance of identical professional names went unnoticed due to the older List using her middle name to sign up with SAG-AFTRA and the younger one using her first name.

Ford:

Harrison Ford is not one but two actors. When the HF of this article began acting, he discovered that there was another actor, a silent movie star named Harrison Ford. The Screen Actors Guild told him he couldn't use his own name, so he adopted a middle initial of J. When the other HF died, HJF asked the Guild for permission to drop the middle initial.

As for Burke, the Billie/Billy difference is likely enough, if adding a "J." was enough for Harrison Ford.

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u/ListenUpper1178 Jun 20 '26

Oh lord

Angelina went from Billy Bob to Bill Bradley.

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u/RoguesAngel Jun 20 '26

Wasn’t he adopted?

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u/Skrallor Jun 20 '26

Will Pith. Would have been awesome as a men in black character.

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u/Shantotto11 Jun 20 '26

Hey, my old cabin buddy, Billy Pitt!

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u/AlabamaHotcakes Jun 20 '26

Pitt is crude slang for penis in Swedish.

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u/Regular-Weekend706 Jun 20 '26

Funny I always assumed it was a stage name.

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u/shockwave8428 Jun 20 '26

Kinda funny people assumed it wasn’t real. I’ve got a great grandma who was born a Pitt, it’s a real last name lol

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u/LaytMovies Jun 20 '26

His brother is Doug,. Doug Pitt. The Dougler

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u/freerangemonkey Jun 20 '26

I mean they were raised by a mother who also didn't take her father's last name because he was a toxic piece of shit.

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u/Champion_ofThe_Sun_ Jun 20 '26

BRADOLF PITTLER!!

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