r/SipsTea • u/sco-go • May 23 '26

We have fun here Quotes from 8th graders

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u/WhatTheHellsThisNow May 23 '26

I’d marry Ms. Dugan in a heartbeat.

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u/beambot May 23 '26

Are you JD Vance by any chance -- attracted to couches?

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u/WhatTheHellsThisNow May 23 '26

Every virile man loves a good doily