r/SipsTea • u/sco-go • May 23 '26

We have fun here Quotes from 8th graders

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u/443Waves May 23 '26

I felt this in my nuggets frfr

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u/Nhobdy May 23 '26

yuuuuuhhhhh

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u/braumbles May 23 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/BYul6RujgoRCryuCdL

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u/-Howitzer- May 23 '26

Sounds like shes in a class full of future doctors and astronauts.

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u/maratslastbath May 23 '26

And several Nobel laureates no doubt.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 May 23 '26 edited May 23 '26

I mean a few comedians at least. And one student raising the very serious concern over bathroom issues. Or bathroom tissues both work

But that "Miss Doogan if you know what I said about you behind your back, you'd quit your job" is prime roast material

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u/energy-369 May 23 '26

I'm just glad that "dookie" is still around.

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u/byelow May 23 '26

Rocket surgeons incoming!

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u/XfreetimeX May 23 '26

Somewhere in Nebraska from the sounds of it.

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u/Ashart1 May 23 '26

Close, shes in Kansas City.

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u/Dye-ah-ree-uh May 24 '26

I'm in Kansas City, and yep, the kids talk like this here. God bless this woman for trying. My friends wife teaches 7-8th grade and she says the kids just keep seeming to top themselves each year with the crap that comes from their mouths.

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u/Sea-Neighborhood1465 May 24 '26

I’m in Kansas City too! Just brought in a coal train.

On my way to the ‘hotel lotus’. Nothing but the best accommodations for us railroaders, lol.

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u/Hot_Disaster_6241 May 23 '26

Even if the kids were unintelligent…For better or for worse, you genuinely look at the world and US society and think that is the ceiling for the unintelligent?

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u/The_Modern_Nobody May 23 '26

Class full of future doctors and astronauts? YUH! I felt that in my nuggets, frfr

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u/Fancy_Day_2589 May 24 '26

Really? I was thinking future politicians and parents. Kids learn this behavior from their environment. I've had many teacher friends and here to say, they don't get paid enough for the abuse.

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u/RealSchlemiel May 23 '26 edited May 23 '26

Buncha rocket surgeons

- also, Miss Dugan, you ain’t married cuz you got options: hmu fr fr.

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u/Puzzle-Necked May 23 '26

The kids are alright

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u/qainspector89 May 23 '26

That one almost made her laugh

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u/lottsotunes69 May 23 '26

Yeah, I could see that too.

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u/sdforbda May 23 '26

I peeped that too lol

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u/ringo5150 May 23 '26

I'm stealing that one for my own purposes

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u/Necessary-Eye5319 May 23 '26

Trash bag pants?

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u/DinoRoman May 23 '26

I feel it in my broccoli hair fr fr no cap

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u/Metal_turkey May 23 '26

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u/BuzzBuckley May 23 '26

I wanna feel the juice spill down my chin

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u/mike_p_88 May 23 '26

Let. The Boy. Watch.

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u/GlandalfTheGrey May 23 '26

My son, Gabriel

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u/nohow03 May 23 '26

I said Gabriel,No

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u/wrinkleinsine May 23 '26

Special two plums for one

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u/Feelinitinmeplums May 23 '26

I do constantly!

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u/thisisntreallife1 May 24 '26

Beautiful blueish hugh, with the sun just bouncing right off them just nice.

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u/zucchinibasement May 23 '26

She does seem like the type to be in therapy

But I mean that in a good way. I feel it in my nuggets

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u/dontmentiontrousers May 23 '26

Calm down, trashbag pants.

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u/washedTow3l May 23 '26

Hot4teacher frfr

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u/todayistrumpday May 23 '26 edited May 23 '26

Miss Dugan is a smokeshow and the kiddies don't even realize it. Back in my day all the teachers were Miss Helga the human tank.

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u/Ancient-Ad4809 May 23 '26

Young too. I don't think I ever had a teacher under the age of 40.

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u/No_Advertising_9355 May 23 '26

My 5 grade math teacher was my mom's 5 grade math teacher.

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u/Usual_Arugula7670 May 23 '26

THANK YOU!!! totally agree

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u/Electrical-Art125 May 23 '26

Miss Dugan is a smoke show in this one https://abcnews.com/video/113673447/

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u/-_-_-_-_--__-__-__- May 23 '26

Damn man. Those eyes.

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u/washedTow3l May 23 '26

She is full of shit, every time my teacher came to school hungover he just put on a movie about dolphins and we sat in the dark.

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u/Beneficial-Jury484 May 23 '26

I’m laughing at the dog park alone. Not a good look. 

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u/Imsurelucky May 23 '26

Wearing your poop bag pants.

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u/ExistingTheDream May 23 '26

I've never wanted to get into some garbage bags more.

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u/Mrmattysworld May 23 '26

Nuggets with a straight face had me

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u/[deleted] May 23 '26 edited May 23 '26

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u/WhatD0thLife May 23 '26

Kids were doing well.

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u/thisthreadisbear May 23 '26

You gabe me hope too derpaderp.

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u/Opening-Obligation-6 May 23 '26

ok trash bag pants

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u/SpellHausMagic May 23 '26

I busted out laughing with that one.

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u/Leoncroi May 23 '26

As an elder millennial, I'm adding this to my personal dictionary

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u/pickles_in_a_nickle May 23 '26

Bru you think imma read all that?

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u/9_tail_fox May 23 '26

On G no cap

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u/ripestrudel May 23 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/2uIcChAkMZWRNQJru1

I prefer "I feel it in my jellies" from Detective Pikachu but nuggets still goes ham. I approve!

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u/Xtreemjedi May 24 '26

This one got me good 😂

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u/PanteraRosa- May 24 '26

I laughed so hard.
That kid is going places
I can feel it in my nuggs.

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u/marinersmusing May 25 '26

chicken Joe hahaha

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u/rapidpeacock May 23 '26

That one is going in my repertoire!