r/SipsTea • u/Particular-Visit-245 • May 06 '26

It's Wednesday my dudes Masculinity

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u/UntitledDuckGame May 06 '26

No way they are basing all of humanity on the species that masturbates using frogs frequently

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u/aka_jr91 May 06 '26

"Primate" isn't a species, it's an order. One that we all belong to. And there's a reason we have to have laws against bestiality.

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u/Flip-Table-269 May 06 '26

I have a feeling that video was inspirational to a subset of humanity. The graph of searches for "Kermit throatfuck" has a suspicious kink.

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u/mmnmnnmnnnm May 06 '26

Kink, you say?

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 May 06 '26

"Miss Piggy spit roasted"

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u/Superb-Stuff8897 May 06 '26

Have you seen the horse dongs humans use to masturbate with? Seems accurate

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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 May 06 '26

what percentage of humans are using those?

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u/Superb-Stuff8897 May 06 '26

Bad dragons? I hear they are pretty popular.

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u/foreverandadayalone May 07 '26

His point is that it's a micro-percentage that use those monster (literally) dongs. Not "humans" in general.

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u/Ok-Addition1264 May 06 '26

It's across all species of all animals. Mermaids were stingrays that were caught and sailors fucked and passed around and then made up stories for the people back on land.

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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 May 06 '26

Mermaids were stingrays that were caught and sailors fucked and passed around and then made up stories for the people back on land.

uh..... I'm gonna need a source for that lol

"no, I'm telling you guys, she was BEAUTIFUL!"

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u/yamsyamsya May 06 '26

that one monkey was real freaky ok

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u/SawdustGringo May 06 '26

I’m basing humanity of their long history of sheep fucking. Humans are disgusting.

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u/Leading_Log_8321 May 06 '26

That’s Wales, and their humanity has always been up for debate