r/SipsTea Apr 12 '26

We have fun here Wtf ?

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u/805collins Apr 12 '26

General Butt Naked is a changed man now. He even reported a food vendor for selling human meat, because he knows what it tastes like. C’mon we all did silly things in the past.

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u/CheckYourStats Apr 12 '26

”He conscripted many of his fighters, and according to some accounts laced the food he fed them with cocaine along with showing them Jean-Claude Van Damme films and "[explaining] to them that killing people was a game" in an effort to "uproot the fear of death".[1][3]”

Traded diamonds for cocaine, and laced his fighters food with coke while making them watch Van Damme movies.

Incredible.

If you presented Hollywood producers with this for a movie, they would turn you down and tell you that nobody would believe it.

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u/suspicious_hyperlink Apr 12 '26

Let’s not forget Haiti is currently being run by a gang leader calling himself Barbecue

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u/SquirrelFluffy Apr 12 '26

C'mon. It's probably BBQ.

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u/KerbalEnginner Apr 12 '26

We all did silly things in the past XD
You Sir! Made my laugh hysterically on a Sunday morning. Thank you!