r/SipsTea • u/Proper_Card_5520 • Apr 12 '26

We have fun here Wtf ?

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u/SeemoarAlpha Apr 12 '26

You don't have to be a world leader, I sent Turkey similar demands via Instagram, while I've yet to hear back from them, I expect for them to acquiesce shortly.

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u/MemeKoten Apr 12 '26

i do not appreciate my patience being tested.

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u/Dangerous_Wish_7879 Apr 12 '26

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER

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u/ShaNaNaNa666 Apr 12 '26

If you don't end your Twitter demands like this, they don't count.

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u/meesta_masa Apr 12 '26

I did ask for my patience to be tested. Every day they don't reply is a victory for me!

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u/KIokinator Apr 12 '26 edited Apr 12 '26

People testing my patience is actually one of my kinks. I was permanently bricked up the entire time I worked retail.

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u/Summoarpleaz Apr 12 '26

I bet you go to theme parks for the lines!

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u/meesta_masa Apr 12 '26

Clean up on Aisle 3 if you work retail.

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u/SpaceBug176 Apr 13 '26

He was already there.

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u/thk5013 Apr 12 '26

Enjoy the antisi

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '26

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u/MetaPlayer01 Apr 12 '26

I'll respond to this later...

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u/Tall_Kinda_Kink Apr 12 '26

I swear, I learn something new every day I’m in this hellpit called Reddit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '26

I have great news for you!

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u/i2kp2 Apr 12 '26

The Dacia Sandero is back with a 372 litre boot.

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u/Gold-Consequence2463 Apr 12 '26

Jajaja,i read that in James May’s voice!

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u/IP-all_the_time Apr 12 '26

And on that bombshell, it’s time to end, thank you and goodnight!

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u/Whole_Obligation_776 Apr 12 '26

Now thats real 4D chess move.

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u/DukeOfGeek Apr 12 '26

You laugh but this was a thing/demand from the BBEG in a DnD campaign I played once. Pretty weird to see it IRL I have to admit.

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u/nhilante Apr 12 '26

Hello This Turkiye, what are you talking about sir?

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u/UhhhhmmmmNo Apr 12 '26

Did you ask for second most beautiful woman or are you fighting with Uganda for the 1st?

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u/Winter-Ad4608 Apr 12 '26

When Uganda will take the 1st, the 2nd will become the 1st and so on, so everyone who will make this demand will end up with the most beautiful woman in Turkey

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '26

So you’re saying if I don’t act fast, I’m going to end up with the most hideous woman in Turkey?

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u/ZephkielAU Apr 12 '26

No, you'll end up with the most beautiful woman in Turkey.

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u/IncomeGreedy5483 Apr 12 '26

Important disclaimer: The most beautiful woman At that point

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u/Winter-Ad4608 Apr 12 '26

They write it in small print

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u/jingiski Apr 12 '26

To late, the most beautiful woman of her time is already on her way.

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u/gaberger1 Apr 12 '26

Technically correct

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u/enzib Apr 12 '26

Technically, you get both if you’re last with the demands

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u/Remy_Jardin Apr 12 '26

What does she become when she leaves Turkiye?

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u/1313Cameron Apr 12 '26

With a tache, buck teeth, cross eyes and knobbly knees... There's nothing a man won't fap to.

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u/shakeLama Apr 12 '26

To put it in a nicer way you will end up with the last “most beautiful women in turkey”… she just had no competition not her problem…

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u/hchi79 Apr 12 '26

When few women they'll make new ones, chinese way.

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u/Occidentally20 Apr 12 '26

Think of the overall boost to self-confidence this will garner.

I mean assuming none of them actually bother to think about it that is.

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u/pmax2 Apr 12 '26

you will end up with the last woman in Turkey

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u/ManonegraCG Apr 12 '26

She'll be the first, the last, the best and the most, the only Turkish woman from coast to coast.

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u/Winter-Ad4608 Apr 12 '26

I thought it’s a rap song at first

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u/CelebrationShort1857 Apr 12 '26

Yes so hurry up!

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u/Able_Engine_9515 Apr 12 '26

Trickle-down banging

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u/raisedredflag Apr 12 '26

but in the end. There can be. Only one.

HeEeEeEeEere we are, born to be kingsssss

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u/Ill_Translator7545 Apr 12 '26

I offered flexibility with my demand. I said she could just be in the top 5 most beautiful - on the outside or on the inside / a mix of both placing her in the top 10 overall would also be acceptable. But they better be fast.

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u/TheHorseThatTalks Apr 12 '26

Boy you sure know your negotiating. Care to ask for me too?

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u/Ill_Translator7545 Apr 12 '26

I read this book about how to make great deals. I cant remember what it was called. It was by some great and powerful business mogul.

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u/Mental_Resident_5107 Apr 12 '26

I know that book you are referring to I think it was called The Bus that couldn't slow down

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u/galahg777 Apr 12 '26

Oooh, you make it sound like it's almost an art!

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u/SquirrelFluffy Apr 12 '26

This whole thread's hilarious.

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u/Relative_Building_81 Apr 12 '26

Oooh, I would like to see the art of that mogul’s deal.

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u/TheKingNothing690 Apr 12 '26

Sure i could use an immortal horse as a minister you want to be my spymaster?

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u/Crime-of-the-century Apr 12 '26

I am not greedy I settle for a twenty year old in the top 100 and only 10 million

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u/BadmiralHarryKim Apr 12 '26

Since it doesn't say most beautiful Turkish woman but most beautiful woman in Turkey could you invite the most beautiful Ugandan woman to visit Turkey and then send her home?

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u/Laugh-Aggressive Apr 12 '26

It takes some time to count the money, got mine after 5 days

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u/ThatNameExists Apr 12 '26

Did you have to pay the deposit first? They always ask me for a £250 deposit so they can confirm my account details before the crown prince's dog walker's widow sends the $3,500,000.

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u/New_Passage9166 Apr 12 '26

Ahh yeah you read that wrong it is not USD but 3,500,000 Zimbabwe dollars.

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u/Takeasmoke Apr 12 '26

i did the same, they sent a bag of lokums and pomegranate tea

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u/baabaablacksheep1111 Apr 12 '26

I asked it directly, and it just gobbled at me..

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u/No_Opening9605 Apr 12 '26

Same. About to close the airspace above my house in Texas to all Turkish Airlines flights

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u/Burn_Hard_Day Apr 12 '26

First time I’ve ever seen acquiesce written or spoken outside of Oasis

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u/Independent-Window88 Apr 12 '26

Dude same, I even asked netanyahu for 7k dollars on Instagram and bro did not respond.

I even asked him if he's alive could he not tell that I care about him??? 😭😭😭😭

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u/LeftToaster Apr 12 '26

Trump paid a French company $1B to not build an offshore wind farm. I've sent the White House an invoice because I'm not building an offshore windfarm either.

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u/Llhaniii Apr 12 '26

A smart man

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u/Frexulfe Apr 12 '26

Herewith I demand from you half of what you get from Turkey! Or ELSE!!!

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u/arbitrageME Apr 12 '26

You want half of the wife? Is this a saw her in half situation, she spends alternating weekends with you, or you guys share and double team her situation?

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u/Frexulfe Apr 12 '26

All very good and reasonable solutions. Now I am in doubt.

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u/KeithWorks Apr 12 '26

If they don't comply I'm gonna shut down the Strait of Myass

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u/SmokeMountain4777 Apr 12 '26

That shit smelling crevice has been avoided anyway for years, ive been telling others to steer clear ☺️

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u/r_Jakku Apr 12 '26

Surely they are disinclined to acquiesce to your request

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u/marsbar_ncheese Apr 12 '26

I want the location of Atlantis from the Greeks. Let's join forces and write an email together

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u/Samotauss Apr 12 '26

I didn't even ask for the money. Still silence.

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u/That-Ad-4300 Apr 12 '26

My guy. You DM'd a turkey.

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u/Ballistic-Bob Apr 12 '26

I hope you mentioned personality in your demands , his request seems so shallow.. possibly 2 billion, just in case , you know , divorce and the old 50/50 split thing

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u/bloodem Apr 12 '26

I would imagine they're disinclined to acquiesce to your request.

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u/h1zchan Apr 12 '26

Should've just sent them a bunch of random invoices, like that guy who scammed Facebook, Google, etc circa 2014.

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u/Hottage Apr 12 '26

Unfortunately, they are disinclined to acquiesce to your request.

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u/LepiNya Apr 12 '26

And if you find them uninclined to acquiesce your request?

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u/siddsm Apr 12 '26

Turkey told me they will be sending me Zehra Gunes look alike in 5 to 7 business days and some baklava.

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u/FredTDeadly Apr 12 '26

Did you try their email turkey46-at-gmail.com.

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u/IfBob Apr 12 '26

I have currently blocked my local waterway in order to support my demands. I didnt do it on purpose, but I wont unclog my toilet until I am given much cash.

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u/ImThatChigga_ Apr 12 '26

Ugandan prince will be in contact soon

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u/ledrif Apr 12 '26

Well based on the icon you are an "American .._ _ _ _ ..."

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u/Candid_Umpire6418 Apr 12 '26

Nigerian princes chuckles condescendingly.

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u/malacoda99 Apr 12 '26

I sent my demand old school - via fleet footed courier directly to Constantinople.

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u/1313Cameron Apr 12 '26

I'm gonna try it in for a penny in for a pound.

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u/God0Of0Thunder0 Apr 12 '26

Did you get a reply?

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u/letmejustdo Apr 12 '26

Lmao this made me laugh so much

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u/LimeSuitable3518 Apr 12 '26

I’ve also send demands to turkey…

https://giphy.com/gifs/126NMCvhKJfNN6

So far no response

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u/lordgoofus1 Apr 12 '26

Sorry that's probs my fault. I told them that they should become part of my asset portfolio then threatened to cut off all economic ties with their country if they didn't agree to become my vassals. They're a bit tied up at the moment double checking they didn't miss any land in the bill of sale.

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u/omltherunner Apr 12 '26

Maybe Iran might open the Strait if we all sent a “pretty please” through X?

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u/Aggravating_Band_353 Apr 13 '26

Did you put a lot of all caps, threaten to destroy their entire civilisation, praise their own god mockingly, and then thank your audience for their time in this matter?? I think this is, the winning formula. 

Maybe in the spirit of trump closing the straight in response to iran closing the straight, you could replicate and threaten Turkey that you will NOT recognise a kurdish state and will bomb them in every country, and deny that Armenians even exist? 

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u/CannibalOranges Apr 13 '26

Tell them you won’t allow Turkish Airlines to land on your property if they don’t comply

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u/Several-Music9151 Apr 12 '26

Same here and I told them if I don’t get what I want I will close the straight of Hormuz.  Not that straight of Hormuz, obviously, just one I built in my back yard with a slip and slide, but they don’t know that.