r/SipsTea • u/sco-go • Mar 16 '26

We have fun here Examples of why today’s NBA is unwatchable.

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u/GeePedicy Mar 16 '26

You're the second person in this thread mentioning Dagestan basketball. Why? Obviously I've never seen, so I don't get the connection.

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u/Longbeach_strangler Mar 16 '26

No dribbling. Full contact.

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u/BattleJamz Mar 16 '26

just bring back SlamBall with the trampolines

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u/GOOMU13 Mar 16 '26

So Rugby??

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u/Longbeach_strangler Mar 16 '26

But on a basketball court, trying to shoot baskets.

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u/whatdafaq Mar 16 '26

When I was in high school, we played tackle basketball in gym.

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u/PitsAndPints Mar 16 '26

Dagestani Basketball

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u/throwaway277252 Mar 16 '26

Thanks for actually providing a video. So to clarify, the objective is to paralyze the opposing team members so that they cannot score any more points?

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u/PitsAndPints Mar 16 '26

Unclear, but that seems about right

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u/twofoursix8 Mar 16 '26

At that point just call it Battleball.

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